13 July 2008

"why i freaking hate rj"

"why i freaking hate rj"

Extracted from Peter's Wong blog

yes yes i HAVE TO VOICE THIS OUT I AM SO ANNOYED.

there are various reasons why i hate rj such as
1. i heard they are backstabbing ppl who backstab their own friends
2.they always beat as in softball (except this year. HAH. not tt i played but. HAH HAH HAH)

but the main reason is.

THEY ARE FREAKING CHEATERS.

okay. let me begin my story.

i was randomly stalking ppl on facebook. yes now i realise how fun it is to stalk ppl on face book, look at their pictures, link to their hot friends, and link to more hot friends.

so. i was stalking this girl who was from jian yang n hong wei's class but went rj called siqi. shes a little hamster who i always pinch last time. the last time i talked to her was like a year ago at hc where i randomly pinched her n walked off.

i wasnt so desperate to the extent of stalking a friend from a year back. its just that she announced on facebook that shes in hk n i was like. WTF.

okay i have to digress. basically i am THE hk pro and everyone of my friends who are about to go hk call ME to check out where to go n call ME to check out the cheap stuff and the classy stuff that u cant find in spore. this explains why i am always so classy. anyway. i am like the hk consultant for hc. anything from where to go in hk to any cantonese bad words under the sun such as "fark your mother smelly exploding va-beep-beep". SO. i was so extremely pissed that she din call me n ask n thus i decided to click on her name.

okay that was basically a introduction to the introduction. heres the introduction.

okay digress. i dun think anyone knows that i am such a extremely crappy person who can write my friend a 9 page long note. mind you, its A4 size. and my handwriting is small and ugly. and its so long not because the main point is important but because the introduction is about 4 A4 paper long. and i can digress digress digress digress digress digress digress. yes stop counting its about 7 digress. basically it means that i can talk about A, and halfway through it i digress to B. and half way through B i digress to C. yes u get the idea u dun study so much for nothing. so anyway. this paragraph is just a freaking example of how i digress. i wrote so freaking much but you dun even have the slightest idea why i hate rj ppl so much. thats how bad it is.

ANYWAY. where was i. okay wait let me scroll up. oh yes yes. so i clicked on her name. and i saw that she was attached to this girl called laura sth. so i was like. wow i din know shes into this kind of stuff. so i clicked on the girl's name.

N HOLY SWEET MAMA. SHES ONE HOT GIRL.

okay u get the idea. i hate them because they use cheats. yes jian yang if you are reading this you will prob be thinking about sth like "knncb stupid honkie kope my idea." so i am going to give you credit okay. this idea is basically kope from jian yang. but i modified it.

he said the ang moh use cheats. okay he stopped there. i am going to elaborate. ang moh sld go n die. its like how they can anyhow wear some ugly singlet, board shorts and stupid billabong slippers n look hot while we look like we just migrated from china, anyhow train n get biceps as big as my head , anyhow play a guitar n look like they can get into uk top 10 while i look like some cock who is trying to act cool, anyhow talk and girls will find them so sexy cuz they have the sexy accent while i try my best to sound cool and roll my toungue but ppl still think i sound china, dun shave and look ragged while us chinese looks like we just escaped from prison, wake up and leave the house with their hair having the sexy "wake up look" while my hair curls and stick to my head like some guy staying in a cave without a mirror for 10 years. u get the idea. ugly cheaters. but i know god is fair. so ang moh prob die alot earlier and have only one ball or 3 boobs. yes thats always how i make myself feel better. i will look at some hot ang moh n think to myself, "nevermind. he is prob impotent". to hell with the fact that their dicks are 10 times longer than mine and they get all the sex they want. i insist that they are impotent.

okay that was basically a interesting digress.

so. let me explain how rj are cheaters too. actually, now that i come to think about it. they are like 10 times more cheat than ang mohs. if ang moh cheating level is "show me the money" (yes old star craft fans will get the idea. for those stupid girls out there, that is a cheat that makes you have lots of money) , than rj ppl will be using "power overwhelming" or "whosyourdaddy", cheats that make you invincible. means that you cant be killed at all.

why is that so? well, firstly, they are freaking CHINESE too. LIKE ME. its not like they serve different food in rj and so they absorb different nutrients. okay maybe they do. no food can be worse than hwa chong canteen, the best is like CANDY YONG TOU FU. but thats beside the point. they are like. ME. normal chinese (okay most rj ppl are chinese too okay. i am not racist) teenager who just happen to score 260 and above for psle. i scored 259 by the way. and its like. i cld have been in rj and use the cheat too. SO WHY THE HELL AM I LIKE THAT.

well tts like the 5th digress. anyway. thats the reason why they are more cheat the ang moh. but why are they using cheats. let me explain.

isit just me being petty and stupid or isit that rj always win alot of sports, have super hot girls (n some guys), are the SO CALLED smartest 18 years old in singapore and the guys ALWAYS GET LAID all at the same time?

yes yes stupid rj ppl dun think i dunno. i always hear some rj ruggers/swimmers/tennis player/not softballers/even some loser looking ppl boasting on some bus about how satisfied some girl, or girls was after they screw them 5 times in some club on some day when i was MUGGING MY ASS OFF IN SCHOOL WEARING SLIPPERS AND HC TSHIRT.

yes yes. now u can prob tell i think the guys are more cheat than the girls cuz i have to admit that the girls are REALLY QUITE HOT.

just a digress. (yes again). i was further angered when i went to the hospital emergency department for flu and cough. no i din want to go there but my instructors in army basically forced us to go there n wont accept private clinic mc. its so screwed up but i will prob talk about it some other time.

anyway. i stepped in for the 1st time n god. i swear shes the hottest doctor ive seen in my whole life. she looks like those girl who sell clothes at far east. u know, some make up, hot, tall, nice legs. but usually i make myself feel better by thinking that they PROBABLY wont have such a bright future. but god shes a FREAKING A&E doctor. she only worked there for 3 years and shes alr a a&e doctor. i used my charm to get a 3 day mc. okay that was not necessary. anyway. yes. shes from that school. THAT SCHOOL. i dun even want to write it out anymore.

than. theres this 2nd time when i went to the same hospital again. okay i bet u guys out there are already thinking to yourself "whick freaking hospital is it i want to go there n complain my dick hurts". to protect my 2 angel doctors, i wont tell you. ANYWAY. n. yes. theres ANOTHER hot doctor there who looks sweet and decent. n wow wow wow. i guessed its no susprise which school shes from. i was about to touch her cuz i thought shes skinny n weak when she told me happily that she was from JUDO. argh. and she hated hc ppl cuz she said hc judo girls use cheat. GO TO HELL ONLY RJ PPL USE CHEAT.

okay. please dun ask me how i found out they are from rj, how i found out she worked for 3 years and became A&E doctor, how i found out shes from judo, how i found out she think hc ppl cheat in judo, how i got a total of 5 days mc for flu and cough. just dun ask. i totally din flirt with them. i was lying on my bed when they whispered it into my ears, their face 3 cm away from mine. i can actually smell their heaven like breath when they talk to me. yea u think i am talking cock right. i swear on my balls its true. i swear. u wanna bet 10 bucks? its really true.

.....



okay fine i feel bad misleading u all. they were using this torch thing to check on my ears and eyes and eyes while i talked to them.

and you know whats the angry thing. the thing is. its not like they have one or two hot girls. if its like that its okay cuz its just like how hwa chong have one or two hot guys named peter wong. the thing is. there are THOUSANDS OF THEM. they are like ants. wait sorry thats insulting. bacteria is prob a better description as to how many hot girls there are at rj. i really wonder what rj canteen feed the girls. maybe lots of estrogen in their chicken chop or other boobs and ass enchancing food?

okay i can elaborate on how cheat they are for the whole day. but basically i am sick of writing a blog already so i shall end here. one last thing. though i sounded like i love rj secretely, i swear that i will only try and send my children and grandchildren to nan yang, chinese high, than hwa chong and maybe vj but NEVER WHEN I AM STILL ALIVE RJ. its not like i dun want my kids to be hot. its just that i simply love the way how stupid n goofy and kind hearted and unpretentious hwa chong ppl, especially the boys are. just look at wong de pin from track or daryl lim whos currently in ocs. they's so cute and stupid i think my dog wants them as pet. i just love the guys. and the fact that my extremely rare rj friend, a-beep-beep lee ( this is to protect her identity) told me about how she prefer hc cuz the rj ppl are really cold and backstabbing. yes call me a uncle or conservative old man, but i rather my children grow up in such environment than some place which will make them sucessful outside, but screwed up inside cuz of all the possible backstabbing.

so. i have to say it. i dunno if you guys know. but i FREAKING LOVE HWA CHONG. its like the best school in the world. love it.

so cmon, everybody raise your hand up. uh huh, uh huh, check check, everybody sing.

海天寥廓 云树苍笼
中有我华中礼门义路
时雨春风 吾侪托帡幪
猗与华中 南方之强 我中华之光
雄立狮岛 式是炎荒 万世其无疆

yea that was high, people at the back, can you hear me? what encore? okay okay.

yea, yea. apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, (with the fur)

人生茫茫 学海洋洋
吾侪当自强
朝乾夕惕 日就月将 莫负好时光
猗与华中 南方之强 我中华之光
雄立狮岛 式是炎荒 万世其无疆

wow. basically i din know the lyrics are like that. after reading it, i still dunno what the lyrics means. and sorry. but i never bothered to learn the hwa chong english school song.

so, the conclusion is : i love hc and even when theres lots of hot girls in rj, allow me to say

EEYER RJ EYYER.


ps. please please please spam me with comments (my friends only, i dun want some random rj ppl unless ure hot) cuz i will want to know what you all think about the way i write! i told genesis about my blog and basically, that clever and well endowed girl thought my blog is going to be in chinese.

pps. okay this is impt. rj ruggers please do not start banging on my door and shouting that you did not screw any girls. basically if you realise the bulk of the blog is about how hot the girls are. so girls, you should be very proud and asking around for peter wong's number if you hafnt already done so. while guys, sldnt you be proud you're banging so many girls?

ppps. wow wow wow. now i understand why ppl think wikipedia is dam cool. theres actually a english translation for my beloved school song.

English translation of the lyrics (incomplete with errors)

Verse 1:
The wide sky above, shrouded in clouds and trees, in the centre lies Hwa Chong
The path of propriety and righteousness, the happy and sad times, we shall entrust our protection

Verse 2:
Life is full of wonders, the boundless sea of knowledge, we shall remain strong
Strive for the best and remain alert at all times, always progressive, do not waste the good times

Verse 3:
When we have become successful, attained glory, made significant achievements
We continue to strive for the best, manage all around us, the road ahead is vast and long

Chorus:
O Hwa Chong, strength of the south, pride of the Chinese
Stands firmly on Singapore, which seems like a remote place, continues to live on and on


The Chinese school song is in classical Chinese and was written by 邵庆元. It is set to the tune of Annie Lisle, though the tempo of the school song is much faster.


yes genesis/pamela/daphne/nick lim/ yi en/ non chinese speaking idiots. now you know what it means. i knew all the words since like. primary 3.

pppPs. i am really a very crappy person.

pppps. OF COURSE. not all rj ppl are like tt. its just like how not all hc ppl are cheena. i dun mean to insult any rj ppl so dun be angry okay.

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