Commando
You are hereby required under the Enlistment Act (Chapter 93) to report for Vocation Assessment on 07/08/2007 at 7:30AM. Transport areprovided to and fro from Pasir Ris MRT station (Outside McDonald's at Whitesand Shopping Centre)
The vocational Assessment will take about 6 hours to complete the following stages:
a. Psychology Assessment
b. Physical Fitness Assessment
c. Medical Screening
d. Interview
Note: Any person within or outside Singapore who fails to comply with this Notice shall be guilty of an offence under the Enlistment Act (Chapter 93) and shall be liable on conviction to a fine not exceeding $10,000 or tom imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3 years or to both such fine and imprisonment.
That's right. I've confirmed with Yen Shan, whose aunt is a Major in MINDEF. The above-mentioned Assessment is a selection test for Commandoes.
And apparently, according to Yen Shan's aunt, I have an 80% chance of entering.
Fail NAPFA to get out of it? No, because NAPFA failures can also be admitted into Commando because they believe that physcial fitness can be trained while mental intelligence cannot.
My mum is now all set and ready to get my Dad to write in an appeal letter to RADM Teo Chee Hean, Minister of Defence, for I am their only child and my mother is way above 35, way above the ideal age for a woman to conceive and give birth.
The only incentive I can think of if I get into Commando is that I can boast to those alpha-males out there who are desperate to get into Commando to show off their "manly-ness", making them green with eny and jealousy. =)
It's brain over brawn, you stupid Muscle Moron! =)
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