100 Things About/You Wanna Know About/33rd Councillors Will Remember About the 33rd Students' Council

1. Genesis and her crooked/sloppy/staircase-liked fringe and hairstyle.

2. Heng Jie and Erik

3. Guo Tong and Shuo Nan

4. Terence and his gayness

5. "Why are you so angry? Why is everybody angry with me" Why does everybody hate me?" by Joshua Ting

6. Lionel Chen Hui Raphael, or Chen Hui Lionel Raphael. Whatever that i,s you go do your permutations. The point is, we will remember about RAPHAEL.

7. Terence and his "You will die of breast cancer" curse.

8. Erik and his holy circle

9. Wilbur Shee Shu Fen the Rat!

10. The second, smaller rat that was caught on the day when we handed over the Council Room.

11. Our 冬暖夏凉 Council Room. It felt warm during rainy days and felt cooling during the dog days of summer.

12. Our flat Mid-Autumn Festival (MAF) centrepiece

13. Our 嫦娥 on the MAF citygate that has rebonded hair, long enough to have "rabbit ears", yet not long enough to grow beyond the shoulders.

14. Mr Sam Lee and his "Who asked you to light the fireball?!?!?!" during our one and only full-run for MAF.

15. Mr Remedios and his magical fingers that managed to fix the MAF lightings web at the last minute.

16. How Lady Luck always smile at us for all our 7 major events, ensuring a smooth flow of the programmes at the last minute.

17. How the weather was sunny when we were having War Games during O1 2007 despite the fact that it was the monsoon season, and that the rain only came when war games had ended.

18. Daphne and her "Gao Wei!"

19. Daphne and her "Do I make myself clear?"

20. Pamela is a bimbo in Mrs Ang's eyes...

21. Erik and Yen Shan's bitchiness

22. Wai Lumn and her (middle) finger

23. Wai Lumn and her "Soon Huat! You suck!"

24. Lionel and his act-cuteness and his Boxer's (Animal Farm's Boxer) working attitude

25. Yeah.. Politics exist in council. I shan't elaborate further. Bribe me for more information.

26. Mrs Ang and her "Your grandfather ah!"

27. Mrs Ang and her waffle recipe. You are prohibited to alter her recipe or you SHALL die a horrible death.

28. Everything that comes out of Samuel Ravi's mouth IS suggestive.

29. Jin Rong is a horny bastard. He flirts with Mrs. Ang (or was it vice-versa?)

30. Samuel Ravi and his tortoise-shell bag that costs $300 and weighs a tonne.

31. The "称" "霸" banners cannot be use in future matches to cheer on our athletes because the school administration claims that the banners have provocative content. Yay, one we got one more person who rolled his or her eyes after knowing the above news.

32. Liwei and Hong Yi?

33. Two councillors nearly got attached. Both of them had confessed their love for each other to each other. But somehow, from what I know, after an overseas trip the guy suddenly changed his mind...

34. Two councillors are attached to each other.

35. Yen Shan and his video-cam, which he used to film all those who are, to put in a nice way, "idling around"

36. How 3 councillors, who they think that they are popular and well-liked in Council, are thrown around like some playball by the I/Cs in CNY Comm because the I/Cs refuse to let them join their respective sub-comm. Well.. there's a reason (in fact, there are MANY) why they were not wanted by any sub-comm I/Cs...

37. Terence bitches too.. and a lot in fact.

38. Everybody Loves Pang Ying! <33

39. Chio and Jie Yi

40. Hwa Chong nearly had a new Mass Dance. It was choreographed, but the idea was scrapped at the last minute due to various reasons. (Actually, I forgot the reason... but it was a valid one)

41. Miss June Tan and Mr Remedios scandal

42. Mr Remedios is Eurasian.

43. Each loudhailer costs $133

44. Most, if not all, stocks in Welfare Room are purchased from Sheng Siong Supermarket.

45. Jia An and his "You know what I mean..." when everybody don't know what he actually means!

46. Kah Leng and her ULTRASOUND!!!!

47. Jasmine and her unwavering determination to master the Chinese language.

48. Ming Jie and his OMG drawings... Haha.. thanks to him we can have such gorgeous and magnificent CNY decor.

49. Liwei stones.

50. Allison moos.

51. As from what I know thus far, 2 council girls are attached to non-council guys. 4 council guys are attached to non-council girls.

52. 3 council guys are known to be very desperate for girls.

53. Sharm Oh and her "let's close our eyes" motivational speech! *Touched* *Motivated* *Hails Sharm Oh!!*

54. A male councillor "accidentally" touched the breasts of a female councillor. Oh well, i heard that it wasn't really "accidental", but I will give him the benefit of doubt.

55. Yuani's big, enormous, gigantic, humongous, gargantuan, large, massive, round eyes.

56. Charmaine Chua's husky voice.. Ooh.. husky.. sexy.. ;)

57. Qin Pei's Apollo Dance... sizzling hot! pssssssst......

58. Ming Jie and Jasmine's KI debate during GMs. Or you would remember the statements that they make which the mainstream, GP students would not comprehend.

59. Daphne's cheeks.. and how they were often being pinched by certain people.

60. Sharmaine Oh and Jia An

61. Council owns 4 school flags on wooden poles, 2 large pink loudhailers, 1 small red loudhailer, about 6 cheering banners, about 8 cheering boards, loads of Artemis and Athena shakers and about 800 clapping balloons.

62. Song Jun and Cheng Xian's creativity on bridge announcements

63. Song Jun's lameness, spastic and his ability to kill conversations.

64. Song Jun's remarkable talent in song composition! He composed our batch's farewell song and co-composed the our batch song! And he knows how to play the piano even though he did not attend any lessons before!

65. Chern Wei and all the random emails he sent to enlighten us with some wise words he found circulating on the World Wide Web or to brighten up our day with some really hilarious jokes. Either which no one really bothers to read it after a while. (Hmm.. he didn't send this to us when we were classmates or when he was the President of Aphelion council back in high school days)

66. Carmen and her niceness

67. Pang Ying and her niceness

68. Siow Yi, Wai Lumn, Qin Pei and Pang Ying can carry one canteen bench by themselves and they often offer their help to carry benches! Girl Power!!!

69. Qin Pei is Shanghainese!! No.. she's not PRC.. she's a true blue Singaporean... just that her dialect group is Shanghainese! How cool!

70. Jian Yang is dao.. but he's a nice guy at heart... And he's hardworking!! Unlike some others...

71. There are many councillors who seldom open their fu*king mouth and cheer during each cheering event. All are guys from my observation.

72. 3 councillors from our batch were suspended from Council. Probably the highest number in the 33 years of history of Hwa Chong Students' Council.

73. Ming Jie's self-debadging to make a statement

74. When a councillor is suspended, he or she will be debadged, i.e., he orshe will not be allowed to put on the Council badge unique and made exclusive to only councillors. nd no, Ming Jie was NOT suspended by Council -- he's merely demostrating a protest against something. Bribe me for details.

75. Khang Chiang and I were at loggerheads. But I guess things are okay now.

76. I was backstabbed by some faculty heads before. An explanation was given, but I was still convinced that I was backstabbed. Bribe me for details.

77. I bet only councillors know how to correctly do all the 5 mass dances.

78. Thanks to Shuo Nan's artistic abilities that we can have the amazing and intricate CNY Banner, the elaborate and exquisite CNY Board (that was under-utilised, but certainly caught the attention of many) and the couplets that measured 16metres by length, 1.8 metres by width.

79. FFCS. "From Far Cannot See" or "Far Far Cannot See". A council term used to self-console when there's a bloop/glitch on a banner/centrepiece/any other forms of decor. Or used when councillors are too lazy to correct the mistake, or lack the time to correct it.

80. Heng Jie and her fetish for Xiao Mi Mi Cai Fan

81. Erik claims that he has a crush. But we deduce that he has two actually.

82. One male councillor is attached to his junior from his Orientation Group.

83. You can hear Genesis from 10 metres away.

84. Joshua's queer habit of permutating the syllables of a person's name. Like he would call you "Jie Heng" or "An Jia".

85. Hong Yi weighs 85 kg.

86. Erik Can Cook!!! Yes! He can whip up mouth-watering dishes of any style.. Haha.. I guess living alone overseas does make one more independent and hence better master culinary skills for survival.

87. Yen Shan and Jia Li; Erik and many 34th Council girls...

88. Yuani and her short and sudden spurts of words that can come out at an supersonic speed of 300 miles per second, with a lot of (long) pauses between each spurt.

89. Samuel Ravi and his duct tape wallet. (Yes, his wallet is entirely made up of silver-colour duct tape. You just use strands and pieces of duct tape and keep wrapping each other until you form the structure of a wallet.)

90. Allison (seductively) crawling on the floor in the promo video for ECACO.

91. The 33rd has got 5 PRCs, possinly the most number of PRC councillors in the 33 years of Hwa Chong Students' Council history! Tian Cheng, Pang Ying, Jiang Zhou, Shuo Nan (yes, he's from China and he's 2 years our senior) and Meng Tian (yes, she's from China too. Don't be deceived by her Americanised accent and by the fact that she takes KI).

92. And no, Guo Tong is not a PRC. She's a true-blue Singaporean. Not everyone with two-words name are PRCs.

93. Tallest guy in Council is Peter, standing at 185 cm. Tallest girl in Council is Guo Tong, standing at 171 cm.

94. Shortest guy in Council is Song Jun, at 162 cm. Shrotest girl in Council is Jasmine, at 154cm.

95. Kah Leng and Joel Haw!!! Hahaha...

96. The magnificent CNY decor (Oh, was this mentioned earlier?) and not forgetting the stunningly gorgeous CNY banner and couplets! =D

97. Open House 2006 balloon web which was hung above the Central Plaza! And how we stayed back until 10 PM the previous night just to blow 600 balloons and carefully stored them in... I forgot where!

98. How we stayed back until 10 PM too to fill up 3,000 water bombs in preparation for War Games the next day. And how we carefully transferred all the water bombs and covered them precariously using canvas sheets, canteen benches, canteen tables and students' desks, fearing that there would be a midnight downpour that would burst all our bombs.

99. 老东西！！

100. All the late GMs and Internal Elections we have...

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There are just so many memories we have about Council. Not even 100 things can finish listing them all.

一转眼就到终场，太多的回忆要收藏。心里总有个地方，我永远不会忘。