Fuck It

If HE can allow the purchase of a SGD$2,700 state-of-the-art electronic weighing scale (those kind which uses sensors to measure one's height (which ironically is flawed because everyone became 3cm shorter) and weight (everyone miraculously put on 3kg of weight)), why the FUCK would HE not allow the two couplets costing only SGD $1,600 to be bought for Chinese New Year Celebrations?