My Twenty Statements
1. My first choice when it comes to the first-round of choosing secondary school during Primary 6 was The Chinese High School.
Yes, I was that ambitious and I knew i can make it.
2. During Primary 3, I made it to the 2nd round of the GEP selection test.
Yes, I am THAT smart. My IQ isn't 172 for nothing
3. I'd left home in anger twice.
Err... this is true
4. I own a Scrabble Dictionary.
True
5. I hate/despise the Taiwanese female singer Cyndi Wang
OH MY GOD!!! CYNDI WANG IS A ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT. CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE, WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO?
6. I dislocated my right elbow during Primary 2
Yes, by a fat ass
7. I hate (but don't despise) Taiwanese male singer Wang Lee-Hom
Don't like his composition, especially his crappy "Chink-out". A total disaster for the Mandarin music industry
8. I've got bitten by a snake when I was in Prmary 4.
False.
9. I hate peanuts
True
10. I think I am bisexual =)
;)
11. I quarelled with my primary school principal before
True
12. I made a prank call to the police when I was in Primary 6 and (fortunately) was left off with a stern warning from them.
True
13. I have a crush on a female classmate right now =)
;)
14. I've eaten the embryo of a duck before when I visited Vietnam when I was in Secondary 2 (you know, those kind that you see on TV? The embryo in the egg is more or less developed already... Can see the beak, eyes and feathers....)
No way man! I would simply freak out... so that's a false statement
15. I've been onto two TV gameshows before and won cash for both games, totalling SGD$1500.
True
16. Last year, I've helped an old lady to chase after a robber who snatched her wallet after she withdrew money from the ATM.
False. I do not have the luck to showcase my heroic inner-self
17. I've got a huge black birthmark on the left side of my butt =)
To Audrey: No... I do not have a big black birthmark on the left side of my butt
18. I want to study theology in future
Yes
19. In my first-ever composition on my aspiration (written during Primary 1), I wrote that I wanted to be a chef and cook fishball noodles.
Yes
20. I have some Malay parentage.
I think I am pure Chinese. But looking at some ancient photos of my paternal great grandmother, she dressed up like some Peranakan... Oh well... I think I would stick to believing that I am a pure Chinese
Yes, I was that ambitious and I knew i can make it.
2. During Primary 3, I made it to the 2nd round of the GEP selection test.
Yes, I am THAT smart. My IQ isn't 172 for nothing
3. I'd left home in anger twice.
Err... this is true
4. I own a Scrabble Dictionary.
True
5. I hate/despise the Taiwanese female singer Cyndi Wang
OH MY GOD!!! CYNDI WANG IS A ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT. CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE, WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO?
6. I dislocated my right elbow during Primary 2
Yes, by a fat ass
7. I hate (but don't despise) Taiwanese male singer Wang Lee-Hom
Don't like his composition, especially his crappy "Chink-out". A total disaster for the Mandarin music industry
8. I've got bitten by a snake when I was in Prmary 4.
False.
9. I hate peanuts
True
10. I think I am bisexual =)
;)
11. I quarelled with my primary school principal before
True
12. I made a prank call to the police when I was in Primary 6 and (fortunately) was left off with a stern warning from them.
True
13. I have a crush on a female classmate right now =)
;)
14. I've eaten the embryo of a duck before when I visited Vietnam when I was in Secondary 2 (you know, those kind that you see on TV? The embryo in the egg is more or less developed already... Can see the beak, eyes and feathers....)
No way man! I would simply freak out... so that's a false statement
15. I've been onto two TV gameshows before and won cash for both games, totalling SGD$1500.
True
16. Last year, I've helped an old lady to chase after a robber who snatched her wallet after she withdrew money from the ATM.
False. I do not have the luck to showcase my heroic inner-self
17. I've got a huge black birthmark on the left side of my butt =)
To Audrey: No... I do not have a big black birthmark on the left side of my butt
18. I want to study theology in future
Yes
19. In my first-ever composition on my aspiration (written during Primary 1), I wrote that I wanted to be a chef and cook fishball noodles.
Yes
20. I have some Malay parentage.
I think I am pure Chinese. But looking at some ancient photos of my paternal great grandmother, she dressed up like some Peranakan... Oh well... I think I would stick to believing that I am a pure Chinese
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