Signs to show that you work too hard/sleep too little
1. One can of coffee has no effect on you during Mrs Har's Biology lesson on Thursdays, 1600
2. You doze off during Miss Mok's Chemistry lesson
3. 你上学去时见不到阳光，放学回家时也见不到阳光。
4. Scientists conclude that people who sleep less than 6 hours a day are more efficient. And you declare yourself as an efficient worker.
5. Your eyelinds could not defy gravity for the whole day.
6. Pimples begin to erupt on your once-flawless complexion
7. Your genes are mutating and transforming you into a panda.
8. 3 seconds later, you think that you had been into a boxing match with Mike Tyson last night.
9. Another 3 seconds has elapsed and you finally realise that those are just dark rings.
10. You mistook your shaving cream for your toothpaste.
11. Or vice-versa.
12. Your hair is greying.
13. And you employ your classmate to pluck out those white strands from your head.
14. You took a 5 minutes catnap in the midst of your Chinese Paper 1 Common Test
15. You don't know who Jolin Tsai is and the only singer in the English-speaking music industry is Avril Lavigne.
16. And you couldn't pronounce "Avril Lavigne" properly
17. Your legs feel wobbly
18. You make gross grammatical and spelling errors in your composition, like "a Vietnam War"
19. You couldn't exceed beyond 165cm
20. As you converse with people, points found in your Chemistry and Biology notes slip out.
21. Who's Jay Chou?
22. Who's Harry Potter? Ireland's newly-appointed Prime Minister, right?
23. Beijing will host the 2012 Summer Olympics
24. But you know how to list out all the elements in the first three periods in order of atomic size from big to small, and then from small to big.
25. Huh?!?! A movie ticket costs $9.50 in weekends?!?!?
26. You rock.
27. In other words, you stone.
28. You try to pour out bleach from a container without removing the cap.
29. You try to snap a picture using a camera without removing the cover from the lens.
30. You cannot think of something original to say and hence, resorting to parrot what people say.
31. Refer to the first picture above. You think it's cool and hip to use your fingers to "sign" Fleming's Left Hand Rule and Fleming's Right Hand Rule.
32. Or it has become a habit for you to do so.
33. You raise up your palm and exclaim, "I just block out some alpha particles!"
34. The only songs you know how to sing are "Majulah Singapura" and your respective school songs.
35. Worse still, you forgot the lyrics to these two songs.
36. Even worse, when sung by you, "Majulah Singapura" can go out of tune
37. Your only form of exercise is to work out your fingers by typing out your Major Research Paper (MRP) for 12 hours, scribbling your answers to the Biology Essay Questions, and punching furiously at your scientific calculator and scribble (again) your worked-out solution to that calculus word problem.
38. You spend more time on your calculator than on your handphone
39. You think that keying in functions into your graphic calculator is more fun than keying in a SMS message in your handphone.
40. You find plotting graphs on your graphic calculator more fun than playing "Snake" or "Bounce" in your handphone.
41. You have wrinkles
42. Your lens on your spectacles are 1-inch thick.
43. You miss your stop when taking a bus to school from home.
44. You miss your stop when taking the bus back home.
45. You drool even when you napped on the bus.
46. You yawn, right now.
47. You are about to close this browser and to do your math.
48. Gravity managed to subdue your eyelids...right now
49. You yawn again... right now
50. You hate me for writing such a long entry which probably bore you to death and I manage to guess correctly some of your actions and your thoughts.
2. You doze off during Miss Mok's Chemistry lesson
3. 你上学去时见不到阳光，放学回家时也见不到阳光。
4. Scientists conclude that people who sleep less than 6 hours a day are more efficient. And you declare yourself as an efficient worker.
5. Your eyelinds could not defy gravity for the whole day.
6. Pimples begin to erupt on your once-flawless complexion
7. Your genes are mutating and transforming you into a panda.
8. 3 seconds later, you think that you had been into a boxing match with Mike Tyson last night.
9. Another 3 seconds has elapsed and you finally realise that those are just dark rings.
10. You mistook your shaving cream for your toothpaste.
11. Or vice-versa.
12. Your hair is greying.
13. And you employ your classmate to pluck out those white strands from your head.
14. You took a 5 minutes catnap in the midst of your Chinese Paper 1 Common Test
15. You don't know who Jolin Tsai is and the only singer in the English-speaking music industry is Avril Lavigne.
16. And you couldn't pronounce "Avril Lavigne" properly
17. Your legs feel wobbly
18. You make gross grammatical and spelling errors in your composition, like "a Vietnam War"
19. You couldn't exceed beyond 165cm
20. As you converse with people, points found in your Chemistry and Biology notes slip out.
21. Who's Jay Chou?
22. Who's Harry Potter? Ireland's newly-appointed Prime Minister, right?
23. Beijing will host the 2012 Summer Olympics
24. But you know how to list out all the elements in the first three periods in order of atomic size from big to small, and then from small to big.
25. Huh?!?! A movie ticket costs $9.50 in weekends?!?!?
26. You rock.
27. In other words, you stone.
28. You try to pour out bleach from a container without removing the cap.
29. You try to snap a picture using a camera without removing the cover from the lens.
30. You cannot think of something original to say and hence, resorting to parrot what people say.
31. Refer to the first picture above. You think it's cool and hip to use your fingers to "sign" Fleming's Left Hand Rule and Fleming's Right Hand Rule.
32. Or it has become a habit for you to do so.
33. You raise up your palm and exclaim, "I just block out some alpha particles!"
34. The only songs you know how to sing are "Majulah Singapura" and your respective school songs.
35. Worse still, you forgot the lyrics to these two songs.
36. Even worse, when sung by you, "Majulah Singapura" can go out of tune
37. Your only form of exercise is to work out your fingers by typing out your Major Research Paper (MRP) for 12 hours, scribbling your answers to the Biology Essay Questions, and punching furiously at your scientific calculator and scribble (again) your worked-out solution to that calculus word problem.
38. You spend more time on your calculator than on your handphone
39. You think that keying in functions into your graphic calculator is more fun than keying in a SMS message in your handphone.
40. You find plotting graphs on your graphic calculator more fun than playing "Snake" or "Bounce" in your handphone.
41. You have wrinkles
42. Your lens on your spectacles are 1-inch thick.
43. You miss your stop when taking a bus to school from home.
44. You miss your stop when taking the bus back home.
45. You drool even when you napped on the bus.
46. You yawn, right now.
47. You are about to close this browser and to do your math.
48. Gravity managed to subdue your eyelids...right now
49. You yawn again... right now
50. You hate me for writing such a long entry which probably bore you to death and I manage to guess correctly some of your actions and your thoughts.
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