The Art of Sleeping

Yes, sleeping is an art.

It's not just about closing your eyes and drift yourself away to Lalaland.

It's not just about shutting your eyes and pretend that you are in Shangri-La and not in this chaotic and confusing urban mess.

It's more than just a selfish act of resting your mind and body while the others are actively involved in their life.

It's something that requires consideration for those around you when you doze off.

I am not here to tell you who, next to me, has snored when he/she was sleeping, although snoring is considered inconsiderate.

I am here to inform/educate you on how to sleep properly on a bus.

Firstly, all bus passengers should first undergo a course so that they can master the art of sleeping without their heads/shoulders/body crashing onto those seated right next to them before they are allowed on board.

The course should preferably be a 7-day one so that the passengers can master the art fully, which is to sleep without allowing your head or body to be in contact with the person next to you. Upon "graduating", each of them should be awarded a certificate, which they must present to the bus captain before they can plunge their (fat) ass into the seats.

I ain't kidding, my dear readers.

I mean, do you welcome people to "borrow" your shoulders so that they can catch their forty winks?

The scenario could have been worse when,

1: that extremely exhausted person is one in the opposite sex, or
2: something who tipped the scale at 3 times your weight.

For scenario 1, you are just so lost. You wouldn't know how to react appropriately. Apparently 4 years in my same-sex school has deteriorated our skills of interacting with "others". I mean, it would be rude for you to even ateempt to push her head away. However, it would be embarrassing even when you choose to do nothing about it, that is, condone her act of resting her head against your shoulder.

Scenario 2 is the most annoying one. I mean, for scenario 1, if the girl (or boy) is pretty or hot (or cute for guys...), I wouldnt have mind. But, if that person is OLD, FAT, and to make matters worse, HAVE B.O., I would have killed myself if I possess a revolver at that point of time.

Imagine the enormous pressure on your fragile shoulders when a fat person is leaning against you when he/she is happily and merrily playing catching with Michael Jackson in Lalaland.

Not that I have anything against fat people, but I feel that they should be more considerate. Yes, being fat is not morally wrong, niehter is being fat a sin, but if you are FUCKING fat and you still go round annoy people with your sheer size, then I think you are just so fucked-up.

The reason why some fucked-up fuckers are still fucking alive is because it's fucking illegal to kill them.

Pardon me for my profanity.

But profanity was invented so as to allow human beings to express their emotions more vividly.

By the way, not just only fat people, but the elderly also. I mean, I cannot generalise by saying that all old folks are inconsiderate, but some of them are just so fucked-up as well. Who cares if you are more senior than me or not? Being my senior doesnt give you the entitlement to be so inconsiderate and fucked up. You dont have to privilege to allow yourself to collapse on my shoulders. You should realise that you are a human being, and not some concrete structure in Italy.

Same applies to everyone.

WAKE UP!!! YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING! NOT THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA!!!!!

So STOP leaning on MY SHOULDERS, FUCKERS!!

You are infringing my privacy, god damn you!

Consideration, my dear readers! Please be considerate!!!

Modesty, my dear readers! Please be modest!!!

Respect my privacy and my virginity