静夜思

床前明月光
疑是地上霜
举头望明月
低头思故乡

(English version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

(Phua Chu Kang version)
Bedfront moon bright bright
Think is floor white white
Lift head see moon moon
Bow head miss home home

(Ah Beng version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think think go pang sai (shit)
Pick up tai gor tai (handphone)
BS while lau sai (shitting)

(Reservist army version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking about exercise (reservist mobilization)
Drop dead look into sky (run until breathless)
Tong kor Sia lang zai? (No one knows my heartache)

(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die.

(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide?
Bomb bomb friends say i pai (bad, evil)
No choice but ask them go fly kite.