28 January 2007

Lessons Learnt from Council

#1: 说多错多,越描越黑

To speak is to dig your own grave with your mouth. Just shut up. Brad from "Survivor: Cook Islands" has proven this point to be valid. Someone else just reaffirmed the statement too.

不开口说话,没人会诬赖你是个哑巴。

#2: Singaporean students are expert at 川剧变脸

昨日的恶性竞争,反目成仇,如今化为乌有,还为彼此的不幸落泪。是当初他们故弄玄虚,蒙骗众人,还是当下从眼眶流下的是猫哭老鼠假慈悲的鳄鱼泪? 曾经在背后互相地捅彼此一刀,现在却为彼此递上一张涌来拭去眼泪的纸巾。

是大家愚蠢,还是他们果真是川剧变脸大师,翻脸比翻书还快?

#3:护短只会弄巧反拙。Justice will prevail no matter what

犯了错就该认错,还护短?难道你得好朋友就不会犯错?难道你得好朋友犯错就可以被原谅?难道好朋友犯错就可赦了他的罪?

天网恢恢,疏而不漏。

连在法庭上若你认罪,法官还可考虑减轻判刑。抵死不认错只会显现你的顽固不化、冥顽不灵。知错能改,善莫大焉。

22 January 2007

On 捍卫中华文化

《将军令》
演唱、作曲、作词:吴克群

我知道对有什么不对
我知道将军说的话不一定对
我知道对或错我自己能分辨
请你安静点请你安静点
我知道对有什么不对
我知道外国的月亮没比较圆
我知道 yo yo yo
不是我的语言
请你安静点请你安静点
我是个小兵我绷紧了神经
在战场上拼命听谁在发号施令
将军在微醺他方向分不清
西方人念经他全都听
不同的肤色说不同的话语
相同的节奏有不同的旋律
自己的文化要自己来说明
自己的舞台有我们自己顶

我知道对有什么不对
我知道将军说的话不一定对
我知道对或错我自己能分辨
请你安静点请你安静点
我知道对有什么不对
我知道外国的月亮没比较圆
我知道 yo yo yo
不是我的语言
请你安静点请你安静点
将军追流行他全身都bling bling
学西方人念经忘了自己先生贵姓
他们满口 check out
想叫他 get out
我是个小兵却乐天知命
在你的世界学你说abcd
在我的土地对不起请说华语
我知道对有什么不对
我知道将军说的话不一定对
我知道对或错我自己能分辨
请你安静点请你安静点
我知道对有什么不对
我知道外国的月亮没比较圆
我知道 yo yo yo
不是我的语言
请你安静点请你安静点
我知道对我们有种
我知道对我们敢冲
我知道对骄傲的龙
我知道对有什么不对
我知道将军说的话不一定对
我知道对或错我自己能分辨
请你安静点请你安静点
我知道对有什么不对
我知道外国的月亮没比较圆
我知道 yo yo yo
不是我的语言
请你安静点请你安静点


《台客Song》
演唱、作词、作曲:六甲乐团

异国的文化一个家的文化不是花个几两银子
七载八载你就可以马上被同化

人说读万卷书不如行万里路无论今日身在何处
异在他乡但是切记一定要回家
台客song 不爽台客song 甲爽台客song 真爽台客song 有够爽
美丽的宝岛人间的天堂身为台湾人就应该骄傲
我们的国土我们的家园何必弄得满身洋味
你还不惜弄巧成拙惹得旁人觉得无味
你那一付四不像的模样实在令人讨厌
台客song 不爽本是同根生相煎何太急
台客song 甲爽你可知道这是我们的文化
台客song 真爽有什麽不满你就大声讲
台客song 有够爽夜深了赶快回家
我说那些少数无知头壳有问题的abg
搞不懂你们为什麽要拽个二五八万一付狗眼看人低
撼负那些崇洋的文化实在已经看不下去
难道你们甘愿做一群扶不起的阿斗ㄚ
讲著奇怪的国语滑稽的台语还有自以为很好的英文
就想来骗吃骗喝随便嚷嚷唬弄过去
已经把耳朵竖起来听听的懂得没来几句
你那一付四不像的模样实在令人同情

台客song 不爽台客song 甲爽台客song 真爽台客song 有够爽
song 不爽 song 甲爽 song 真爽有够爽
在外地吃喝拉撒睡比不上家乡的鲁肉饭
配著一瓶清凉又爽口的台湾啤酒
接著抬头一看电视机会传来一声耳熟能详的问候语朋友顺啊
台客song 不爽少壮不努力老大徒伤悲
台客song 甲爽你可知道这是我们的故乡
台客song 真爽趁现在年轻回头是岸
台客song 有够爽同胞们赶快回家
异国的文化一个家的文化不是花个几两银子
七载八载你就可以马上被同化

18 January 2007

Fuck It

If HE can allow the purchase of a SGD$2,700 state-of-the-art electronic weighing scale (those kind which uses sensors to measure one's height (which ironically is flawed because everyone became 3cm shorter) and weight (everyone miraculously put on 3kg of weight)), why the FUCK would HE not allow the two couplets costing only SGD $1,600 to be bought for Chinese New Year Celebrations?

14 January 2007

20 Random Thoughts About "TURBOCHARGED" Orientation

1. OG 3 rocks!!! They may not be as enthusiastic, hyped-up and cheer every now and then for no rhyme or reason as I had wished, but at least they are obedient and bonded. They are, what I would termed as, "rationally enthusiastic". They probably just conceal their enthusiasm within their inner self and didn't display it loudly like I would have expected to do so.

2. I've learnt how to tie a water bomb.. finally. And hence, I am now equipped with the skills of tying packets of takeaway wanton mee or laksa.

3. Most J1s are super enthusiastic this year. They are all so responsive during Cheer Sessions. =)

4. And they are super-fast learners. They'd managed to learn all the mass dances using only half the time which my batch has spent.

5. They are super into the whole "Battle of the Faculties" thinggy. Just a day into this structure and everyone was comparing amongst themselves how good/sucky each faculty is.

6. I grew so much tanner by standing under the hot sun for 5 hours to man my "Silppery Sopay Frisbee" (repeat this 10 times) game.

7. Crocs is the best footwear for any muddy or wet situations. =)

8. I am sure my biceps, triceps and my back muscles have grown after all those physical labour which includes moving of canteen benches, canteen tables, writing desks, band instruments and PVC tarp. Looks like I can get that 'A' grade for my NAPFA pull-ups.

9. I conclude that Council gives you free gyming session. I'd saved a lot of that California Fitness membership fee.

10. I conclude that councillors are Supermen and Superwomen. We needa know how to dance 9 dances (5 Classic Mass Dances + 1 Faculty Dance + 1 Classic Council Dance + 1 Council Batch Dance + 1 Still-choreographing new Mass Dance (Yes, to those out there who frown on our 'retro' mass dances, we have granted your wishes and attempt to come up with a new mass dance hip-hop, modern style)), sing 8 college songs, sing the School Song (which I am sure less than 10% of the entire population bother to care what the lyrics are), and know 10 different cheers.

11. To add on, we also need to be physically and mentally fit to move equipments around the school and to withstand the long working hours and constructive, albeit harsh sometimes, comments and critcism from teachers, school admin, the student population and people from other schools.

12. The Amazing Race should visit Hwa Chong next time for their DETOUR task. Their choices: Tie It, or Tow It.

Tie It: Fill 3000 water bombs and tie them to satisfaction. No saggy water bombs. All water bombs must be of such standard that they can easily be passed off as silicon bags used for breast implants.

Tow It: Transport the PV Tarp across 200 metres of the school campus. Sounds easy? The twist is, the tarp weighs at least 100kg. Next, unfold the tarp completely, flip it over, and fold it back before transporting it back to its original position.

13. OG 3 Rocks!!!

14. This batch of J1s are GOOD-LOOKING. The guys are CUTE and the girls are GORGEROUS. Some are even, what I would classify as, HOT.

15. But at the same time, many of the girls are BIMBOTIC. I presume God is fair in that sense. When you have jaw-dropping looks, you would also have jaw-dropping personality.

16. I also made a horrifying discovery that many of the freshmen are freaking TALL. Average height for a guy is 175cm. Girls also average at about 167cm. Now I feel so dwarfed.

17. Orientation brings me back my memories. I start to feel youthful and energised once more, and temporarily forget that my days as a student, wearing uniform studying in an institution which emphasizes on dscipline, are numbered.

18. The campus is so colourful. The plethora of different school uniforms brings liveliness to the usual dull-brown sight.

19. My junior class is... beyond description. ;)

20. Wow, Orientation has ended... time flies, eh?

11 January 2007

OG 3

I know this comes a little late.. but still...



OG 3! KE-BAH-BAH!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

01 January 2007

HAPPY 2007!!