没中

唉，这个１１月，MTV　台《封神榜》的“封神时光机”单元，所要送出的奖品，包括了现今最时尚，最流行的iPod Mini。

每天风雨无阻，日复一日”乖乖“地上网投票。知道孙燕姿人气旺得不得了，便将我的神圣的那一票投给了《绿光》这首歌曲，尽管我较喜欢的是黄义达的《蓝天》。算算，我总共投了约５０多票，占了总票数的百分之一，但幸运之神还是没有眷顾着我。

唉，白投了。

香草恋人馆

最近，很流行偶像剧，而且常常会看到，偶像剧播出后，市面上便会推出该剧的原声带。

最好的例子，便是《斗鱼》。由多位俊男美女所主演的连续剧，不仅收视率居高不下，红了演员们，也红了F.I.R.飞儿乐团。由F.I.R.演唱的主题曲《Lydia》因此一炮而红。爱看《斗鱼》的观众，也爱屋及乌，一窝蜂地涌到唱片行购买F.I.R.的专辑，让他们的专辑大卖，销售量更是创下了连续１２周冠军的辉煌纪录。

我不曾看过《斗鱼》，但我也超爱F.I.R.，也买了他们的专辑。好了，言归正传。

几天前，在TVBS台，观赏了另一部偶像剧《香草恋人馆》。但，我可不是冲着俊男美女而看的哦！我是被那荡气回肠的主题曲给深深地吸引住了。收看，原本是个要多听那主题曲几遍的借口，结果我却慢慢的也被那剧情给吸引住了。

之后，我便疯狂似的寻找《香草恋人馆》的主题曲《香草恋人》的MP3。

找不到。

只好到唱片行碰碰运气。没料到，我竟然还能找到这张CD。天助我也！

哇！真是谢天谢地！

现在，在夜晚，听着《香草恋人馆原声带》，真是人生一大享受。:P

抒情的情歌，首首动听的旋律，让这夜晚，更加浪漫，更加美丽，更加迷人。

真是好听！　

报应

人说，
父债子还

那么，
有没有，
母债女还？

８岁便夭折，
因为，母亲犯了法？

是替她“还债”，洗罪

还是报应？

十六的月亮比十五圆

阳历１１月２７日

今晚的月亮特别圆。像盏纸灯笼似的，高高地悬挂在夜空里，照亮着大地。

我问母亲：“今天是［农历］十五吗？”

她道：“不，今天是十六。十六的月亮比十五圆。”

农历十月十六

真的很圆。若这夜空是块桌布，那么这圆圆的月亮，便是桌布上所摆者的玉盘。若再来点酒，被这圆月照着的狮城便醉了。

谁说黑，代表了肮脏龌龊？这夜空的黑，黑得美丽，黑得干净，黑得纯洁纯净，不见星光闪烁，不见云朵密布。只有夜空的黑，和月亮而已。

多美丽的一夜啊！

Movies and CDs

whoot!

went to watch "Taxi" alone (yeah, alone... quite pathetic right?) on Thursday and "The Forgotten" today with my dad. Both are fantastic movies. i'll give "Taxi" and "The Forgotten" each with a 4-stars rating! Well, there must always be some rooms for improvement, hence the missing star. I shant elaborate more on the plot or whatsoever regarding to movie. Go spend that $8.50 on the movie, or $17 if you are going to watch both. See for yourself. Seeing is believing.

Ok, so today quite contented loh. Went movie, dine at Swensen's and bought 2 CDs. oh cool! one is 六甲乐团 while the other is 香草恋人OST. initially thought that the latter wouldnt be found, but to my amazement, i manage to find it! And it is the last copy at Causeway Point's Music Junction outlet. hehe.

Ok, that's all liao. nothing much. maybe i'll crap a bit in chinese. see ya.

鸡蛋

无意中从我的文件夹里搜出这份原本是徐老师布置给我们的作业，如今让我将这首散文诗刊登出来，与各位分享。这也是我的处女散文诗哦！


翻阅报章，聆听广播，收看新闻
晴天　霹雳！
完蛋了！完蛋了！

＊　　＊　　＊

四十九元，四角九分，两角九分，
廉价航空竞争激烈，票价与日调低。

一角钱，两角钱，四角钱，
国人买蛋竞争激烈，蛋价与日倍增。

＊　　＊　　＊

叻沙
椰浆饭
炒菜头米果
好像少了什么似的
那！老板，这张机票给你，
我要加蛋。

3D2N

You would have been fooled by the title if you presume that this entry is dedicated to my 3D2N Bangkok or Genting trip.

Unfortunately, i dont stand to enjoy such luxury.

Even if I had the chance, I would have chose Hong Kong.

Dream on.

Back to topic, as stated in previous entries, I went for my SJAB school camp. Yah, it's in school. Not Pulau Ubin. Despite this, we were scractching ourselves non-stop due to the fact that this is the rainy season and puddles of stagnant water can be found almost everywhere, giving mosquitoes some place to breed. Hence, nearly 55 hours of my time was spent in this mosquitoes-infested school. And having those creatures to insert their proboscis into your flesh and suck your blood can be rather annoying. furthermore, no one would like himself to be seen scratching all over his body by someone else.

Okay, so throughout these 55 hours, I:

1. Played ping-pong

2. Played MONOPOLY

3. Played UNO cards (Happy Anniversary version)

4. Played RISK (from 11 pm till 3:30 AM the next day)

okay, apart from playing, i also did some "politically-correct" and "morally-correct" work, like settle some of my unfinished SJAB admin work.

And I also ran 2.4 KM with Kai Herng.

Slept only like 13 hours in all throughout the entire camp. Well, some may find this amount "Ok-what", but for a person like me who catches at least 8 hours of sleep daily, sleeping only 13 hours is less than half of my usual "sleeping-hours".

Well, I shant point the finger at anyone because I was at fault. I shouldnt have played "RISK" in the wee hours of the night, forsaking my sleeping hours. Precious sleeping hours.

Anyway, speaking of "RISK", all the players were pretty annoyed and irritated by Ying jie's constant talking/yakking/bullshitting/crapping/whining/laming. I cant even think of a suitable adjective for his behaviour. his mouth just cannot be kept shut. He LOVES talking. I wonder if is there such medical condition that causes people to talk non-stop. I mean, if whatever that comes out from his mouth went to his brain before, I wouldnt have mind. But the thing is, he thinks with his mouth, not his brain. So whatever he says are basically, crap. To sum it up: Empty vessel makes the most noise.

Enough about me. Let's talk more about the camp itself. I would personally declare this cap as a "leisure camp", for the sec 1s, that is, due to the fact that they get to watch 2 1/4 movies in this camp. "The Phone", worst Asian horror movie which isnt scary at all, "Evolution" and 1/4 of "The Exorcist", which was interrupted halfway because the beginning of the movie was too draggy and boring for the audience, or rather, the NCOs. I mean, how can a movie be interesting without any dialouges at all? Also, during the screening of the movies, they get to eat potato chips, popcorns and jelly. Not bad, considering that this is supposedly to be a "training camp", and not a "leisure camp". Well, I am at fault for tis because, erm, yah, I bought those tidbits for them. See, I am angelic.

All right, I guess i have to stop here. shouldnt bore you guys anymore. bye.

Back

Ok, after 3 days and 2 nights of a _______ camp, i am finally back to civilisation. ;) fill in the blank with a suitable adjective yourself, base on your knowledge of our camp or your vocabulary.

Now, I shall revealed the answers to the riddles I posted previously.

1. 什么英文字母会打小白兔？Which letter of the English alphabet will beat up a rabbit?

Answer: "S" . Because SKII (the beauty product). why? "S" K II (2 sounds like rabbit in Chinese, and "K" means "to hit" in Taiwan)


2. 你跟猫有什么共同点？

答：　你跟猫都想了解秋刀鱼的滋味。Because in 周杰伦　《七里香〉，got one part of lyrics: 　“秋刀鱼的滋味，猫跟你都想了解。。。”


３。什么鸟看不见？

答：候鸟。In S.H.E.　〈候鸟〉，got one part of the lyrics:　“你的爱飞很远，像候鸟看不见。。。”


４。在动物园里，你看到的第一个被关进笼子里的是什么？What is the first caged animal you will see in a zoo?

Ticket-seller


５。我们为什么要爬楼梯?

答：　因为楼梯痒，所以要“扒”（爬）。


６。树上的小鸟唱hip hop。（猜字一）

答：桑。　Because hip-hop song always got "Yo! Yo! Yo!”（又！又！又！）

明天，后天，不回家

Ok, as some of you might have known, I will be away for my SJAB camp from 22nd to the 24th.

during my absence, let me keep you entertained with some “陈水问答题” Qns 1, 4, 5 and 6 are plagiarised though. ;)

１。什么英文字母会打小白兔？Which letter of the English alphabet will beat up a rabbit?

２。你和猫有什么共同点？

３。什么鸟看不见？

４。在动物园里，你看到的第一个被关进笼子里的是什么？What is the first caged animal you will see in a zoo?

５。我们为什么要爬楼梯?

６。树上的小鸟唱hip hop。（猜字一）











何谓“陈水”？　

欠”扁”啦！

Yesterday & The Day Before Yesterday

okay, quick update on my whereabouts for these two days.

so on friday, last SJAB training, excluding the camp that is. jeremy and "meng and kay siong" had some grudges against each other. then, jeremy shouted at me for no rhyme or reason when i was kindly telling him how to deliver a message across effectively and efficiently. he said something like "i am not the commander" or something. for more information, check my previous entry on a letter to him. ;)

if you think that such incident would affect my mood for the day, you are absolutely wrong. after training, ming wei, jie xun, job, kenneth, rui yang (yes RUI YANG!) and I went to KBox. then on our way there on the bus, we were like talking about our childhood. we talked about our classmates, the games we played with pri sch mates, canteen food, teachers and not forgetting, the once ppular cartoon characters like Power Rangers, Superman, Batman, Ultraman, Digimon, Tamagotchi...etc. Okay, i used et cetera because I dont know most of the characters they had mentioned. Fine, say that i have no childhood.

So at KBox, jie xunsuddenly became very high and strated singing songs after songs, back-to-back some more. Sang like 3 Jay Chou rapping songs and 3 Wong Lee-Hom songs at one go. thats not the usual him... hmmm...

Next day, we had the SJAB Zone 7 Annual Presentation. we had approximately 1 1/2 hours of rehearsal before the actual parade. that stupid officer, halim, said something like "Now is not the actual day, but actually today is the actual day, so save your energy for later. Now is just rehearsal". This may not be the exact quote, but he definitely said something to that extent. Grammactical errors aside, but just the logic of the statement is baffling enough already.

Guess what, the rehearsals were smooth. No mistakes were made. Until the actual parade, all our "true colours" were revealed. Arm swings became out, commands were given wrongly, everything became a MESS! oh well.

the nightmare wasnt over yet. later in the afternoon, we adjourned to the auditorium, only to be welcomed by more mediocrity. we had two emcees who speak with a very strong singlish accent. the chinese emcee wasnt that bad, but the english-speaking one was.... embarassing. His diction was bad, very bad actually. "Thank You" was pronounced as "tank-cute" , "Cecilia" was called "CeLILIA" and "Matthias" was hilariously mispronounced as "Mat-ti-ass" . Then, we had several Commisoners and Chief Commisoners with their speeches. Ok, due to the fact that they are old and elderly and had probably received less education or education of a lower quality, "i shall be nice and not say anything", as quoted from Dick Lee in a recent Singapore Idol episode.

worst of all, was the prize-giving ceremony. due to bad organisation and planning, all the trophies-winners received trophies that do not belong to them. The champion team received trophies originally meant for the 1st-runner up, yah, mistakes of such extent were committed. then, during the awarding of the commisioner badges, out of the 25 awardees, only 3 turned up, with the other 22 absent with reason. So, there was awakard silence during the reading out of names of those who didnt turn up. and when a present awardee finally responded, everyone in the auditorium gave him/her a VERY big round of applause. -_-"

oh well, jason, i know you hate reading entries with complaints and grumblings, sorry for that.

next, photo-taking, it was a lame one, with the girls at the back giggling non-stop and yakking about childish and immature stuff. definitely not the type that will capture my attention. oh well, should stop talking bad of girls.

then, about 10 of us went for movie. travelled to PS only to find that there werent enough tickets for the ten of us to sit together and hug each other during a terrifying scene. Yah, we wanna watched "Shutters". So in the end, we had "food-court dinner" there and travelled up north to J8 to catch the movie. It was, well, frightening. :p meng, kay siong, ming hao, rui yang, kai herng and i did cover our eyes at some parts of the film. as for the others, i presume they didthe same as well. ;) but it was afterall, a great terrifying production with a sensible plot.

ok, phew! this is what i call a "long post". gui rong, your "long posts" are incomparable to mine. hehe. ;)

慈善节目

群星照亮千万心
癌过有晴天
仁心慈爱照万千
公益献爱心

$5，
$6，
$8

３通，
２通，
１通，
。。。

可怜，
随便，
厌恶，
麻木

给Jeremy的一封信

Jeremy 友：

　　　　　　对于今早所发生的“事件”，　我有些话要说。
　　　　　　首先，正所谓，“冤有头，债有主”，你对某某人的不满，不应该将气发泄在我身上。我可不是替你的仇人扛黑锅的替死鬼哦！这样做，对我是十二分地不公平。
　　　　　　再者，我好心跟你分享有效率的沟通方式，你却反过来对我怒吼，简直是狗咬吕洞宾。叫你将文件复印一份给大家，这要求难如登天吗？与其每个人懵懵懂懂地听着你的指示，迷迷糊糊接收讯息，吃力又不讨好，倒不如将文件给我们，一目了然，事半功倍。
　　　　　　最后，so what if you are not the camp commander? 不是　camp commander 就不能将文件复印给我们吗？上帝给你手和脚来干吗？还是你屁股生根呢？这便是典型的“只扫自家门前雪，不管他人瓦上霜”。帮别人个忙会死咩？
　　　　　　好了，时候真的不早了 (Look at the time of posting) , 我就此搁笔，愿你能早日面壁思过，反省反省，自我检讨一番！

祝，

改过自新

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　裕权　启
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　２００４年１１月１９日
　　　　　　

地下铁

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了高耸入云的树木，
看见了五颜六色的花朵。

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了鼻子长长的大象，
看见了张牙舞爪的狮子。

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了白白柔柔的云朵，
看见了七彩缤纷的彩虹。

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了车水马龙的街道，
看见了人山人海的走道。

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了展翅飞翔的老鹰，
看见了徐徐爬行的蜗牛。

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了在天空中的飞机，
看见了在汪洋里的船只。

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了步伐矫健的青年，
看见了慢步蹒跚的老人。

呜呜呜。。。
地铁驶进了隧道，
窗外的一切变得好黑暗。
咦，不！
我却看到了。。。

你，又看到了些什么呢？　



后记：

儿时的经历，现在化为我创作的灵感。
若能在黑暗的世界里，为它注入一点童心般想象力，
生命，是可以色彩鲜艳的。

THE AMAZING..... TAGBOARD!!!

well, i've got two things to share/complain/whine/cheer/praise about.

good thing first, THE AMAZING RACE 6!!!!

oh my god, this season is sooooooo cool! first destination is ICELAND!!! oh my, so exotic!! so this season's contestants are all so , erm, lame, in my opinion. throughout their race, they kept making lame remarks. some were funny, and i am fine with that. some were like totally make no sense. well, interesting cast i must say, expect great episodes ahead! currently, i do not have any favourtie teams, but hated some contestants, like adam of "Adam & Rebecca: Formerly engaged" and Johnathan of "Johnathan & Victoria; Married Entreprenuers". these two guys are so rude to their girlfriends, lame and johnathan even WHINES!! oh sheesh! and erm, Gus of gus & Hera bathed himself with snow. that wasnt, erm, a very nice thing to do, especially in front of other teams and in front of the camera.

next, tagboard. fuc* lah! damn it. whoso lag? why so slow? why cant load? whats your problem!!?!?!?!!!?!?!!??!

The Answer (II)

Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

That's the answer to "Riddle You This (II)". Congrats, ying cheng, for getting this correct again.

Riddle You This (II)

There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Post your answers at the tagboard or by leaving a comment!

Plagiarism

The following stuff are plagiarised from someone else's blogs.

Some R-21 entertainment. Have fun.

IQ Test

Well, an IQ test site. Questions are rather similar to the EESIS test and the entrance test to MENSA. Good practice if you want to get into MENSA, like me :-) well, i must caution you not to get overly stress when attempting the questions. I couldnt figure out quite a few of them too, despite my intelligence of 172.. (hahaha. boasting time...) This set of questions is indeed a lot tougher than the actual entrance test. so fret not!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

开斋节快乐！！！

Ok, so let's first talk about yesterday. Went with my SJAB squad mates to Nanhua Secondary. We had this stupid, retarded and super-ultra-boring Zone training session. Apparently we are the Guard of Honour for the Zone 7 presentation. So well, from 1 PM to 4PM, we were marching and marching and marching and did some real basic drills "Sediya" and "Se-nang diri" (pardon my Malay spelling) I mean, come on, we all have at least 2 years of experience in learning these drillls. Dont waste our time and insult our intelligence. Cause, spending 3 hours doing the same thing over and over again isnt very benefical to our footdrills at all. well, maybe not 3 hours, maybe ard 2 hours as in the last hour, we rehearsed for 3 times the whole procedure. Plus, the commanders themselves cant march well either, and their pronounciation of the commands is weird. Oh well, my I.Q. just dropped by 25 points. Anyways, we had some fun, laughter and giggles yesterday by poking fun at the various "mistakes" , "bloopers" and weird commands the commanders and cadets from other schools made. Not that we are looking down on them or teasing them, but just that the mistakes made are far too funny for one to resist laughing. Oh well, call us childish.. hehe...

Ok, next, after this IQ-reducing event ended, i joined my parents at Chinatown for dinner. we dined at 马兰拉面。　Well, i have heard of this "restaurant" before, and i assume that we are dining at some classy Chinese restaurant. but alas! the outlet is no better than a fast-food restaurant. All right, both ARE "restaurants", but hey! After hearing all those praises newspapers, radios and magazines had given, and after viewing their commercials, I've been fooled into thinking that this is some posh restaurant?!?!? they have succeeded in fooling me. Anyways, even the chairs and tables provided in McDonald's and KFC are like Z-th times better than theirs. (Note that i use "Z-th" and not "N-th") After i realised thta this isnt suppose to be some classy restaurant, but it is indeed a fast-food restaurant, after seeing the words "快餐" appearing on its signboard. oh well.

ok, so i had Shanghainese wanton noodles. great dumplings i must admit, with succulent prawns as fillings. But the soup base is, er, healthy. I can assure you that the soup base has no MSG or any artificial flavourings added. Natural.

Ok, ok, the soup base is bland.

But the chilli sauce provided, stored in a ceramic container that is placed on every table, is heavenly-good. No sarcasm, it's real good and fragant.

So my mum ordered a plate of fried rice while my dad ordered a bowl of Pork Ribs Noodles. All noodles are hand-made. So-so lah, i must say. i still prefer Japanese Ramen to Chinese hand-made noodles. so, the noodle dishes arrived shortly after we placed our orders, but my mum have to wait like nearly 45 minutes for her plate of friend rice. Same applies to some of our "neighbouring" diners who also ordered fried food.

All of us complained. But at least the waiters and manager were polite and apologetic. They kept assuring us that the food will be delievered soon. Good service at least, but the efficiency was..... below expectations.

Then, i went to Popular Majestic Bookstore, which is conveniently located above the restaurant. I bought 3 books (all comes with a 20% discount ;) ) , namely:

1. 世界地理
2.　拥抱幸福的自己　－－　吴若权
3. 遗失了一只猫　－－　几米

The first book is actually a mini-encyclopedia (sp?) of World Geography, in Chinese that is. So well, at least i now have the Chinese translation of some of world's famous landmarks and some geographic terms.

the other books belong to the "philosophical" genre, which most teenagers wouldnt enjoy. I know they prefer comics, or some other fantasies. Or, chinese martial novels.

That's all folks. Enjoy your long weekend!

New Name

为这网络日记改了个名称－－

裕壑难填的权击手


何谓“裕壑难填”？


其实，正确的写法应该是：　欲壑(he4) 难填。“欲望”的　“欲”。

欲壑难填：形容贪得的欲望太大，很难满足。


真贴切！


而一名拳击手，必须在擂台上搏斗，承受种种突如其来的打击。

就好像我一样，得在这人生的擂台上，不停的搏击打斗，也须接得了在这生命里的个个打击，波折，挫折。

跌倒了，要爬起来。还要还手哩！


还真符合我不甘示弱的个性！

DAPHNE DEFEATED!

HOO~RAY!!!!!!!

SHE'S GONE!!! WOO-HOO~!!

I am glad that the 6 calls that I made for Olinda and 2 calls for Sylvester didnt go down to the drain.

YES! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!

Singapore Idol -- Asia Pop

OH MY GOD!

I made like 4 calls for Olinda and 2 calls for Sylvester!

That's $3.00 in total.

I think tonight's performance is the best as compared to the previous themes. Olinda delivered that 千言万语　so well! In some parts of her delivery, I find her voice resembles 彭佳慧, which is good because 彭佳慧 once performed as Teresa Teng in a theatre drama in Hong Kong. Her second song, orignally sang by Coco Lee, ROCKS! I mean, she's my favourite idol!!! Go Oli!

Next, Sylvester. A so-so performance of that David Tao song, but he surprised me with his rendition of Jay Chou's 安静。I mean, that delivery was like fantastic! Same case as Oli, at same part of this song, his voice resembles, not 彭佳慧 though, but Jay Chou himself. And i agree with Ken Lim, his pronounciation of words is better than Jay Chou himself. How ironic, but true!

Taufik...... very average lah. i mean, his singing is good, and has made the most improvement amongst the other contestants, but then he just doesnt "wow" me. He lacks the "Wow-factor" in my opinion.

Daphne.... oh dear. 惨不忍“听”. Her performance SUCKS BIG TIME TONIGHT! Her rendition of Tata Young's "I Believe" was so weak. No energy at all. It is supposedly an energetic song that most likely would be played in discos and pubs. But she made it sound as if this contest is a Karaoke-singing contest. And worst still, her 你要得爱　was TERRIBLE!!! i mean, she made a MESS out of that song. I bet the original singer, Penny Dai, must be hiding in some corners weeping right now after listening to her delivery. Initially I had high expectations for her as I find her style kinda similar to Penny Dai herself. But then, she totally disappointed me by making a mess out of the song!!! I hate her!

Moral of the story: VOTE FOR OLINDA AND SYLVESTER!!!!!!!

人生

他们说：人生如一场游戏

那，"New Game", "Save Game" 和　"Load Game" 的选项在哪儿？

"Quit Game" 这选项倒是有－－自杀咯！


他们说：人生如一场梦

那，在这漫漫人生里，世界便是黑暗的。

因为，夜长梦多嘛！


他们说：人生如一条无至尽的路

那，我可希望我的是一条在国外的高速公路

因为，我想一路顺风地向前飙！

P.S. 新加坡的高速公路，既不能超速飙车，路上的车子又这么多，叫我如何“飞黄腾达”？

Bangkok, Paris & Mumbai

First things first, congratulations christ seah!

What name is Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchanivet Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit Sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit more commonly known to the world?

The answer is, indeed, BANGKOK.

all right, blog time, what u wanna know? just a normal tuesday loh, went for SJAB, played ping pong, then lunched at Coro, then home sweet home, and watched three back-to-back travel documentaries on Channel 5, Channel 8 and Channel U in chronological order from 7PM to 9 PM. "Visited" Paris, Southern France and Mumbai in just a mere 3 hours. Wow. I can see jealousy in your eyes.

yah that's all loh. i mean, what's there to say? I would not want my blog to be a day-by-day personal recount of my life, telling you every single detail of it, including passing out waste. That's totally uninteresting and nerdy.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

You may have guessed it wrongly. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is NOT the phobia of hippopotamus.

It is the fear of longggggggggggggg words.

You may or may not have heard of this: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

This is a Welsh town and its name translates as "The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave". It enjoys the title of the longest town name in United Kingdom. If you think that this 58-letter name is long, wait till you see this:

Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapi
himaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu

This 92-letter town in New Zealand currently holds the title of the world's longest place name, recognised by the Guiness Book of Record. However,

Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchanivet Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit Sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit

consists of a whopping 163 letters. This place in Thailand is commonly addressed by the locals as Krungthep Mahanakhon (also very long leh!). This name is NOT recognised by the Guiness Book of Record because the name is not commonly used by the locals on a daily basis.

HERE'S TODAY'S QUIZ:

What name is Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchanivet Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit Sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit more commonly known to the world?

Tag your answers at the tagbaord or post your answers by commenting!

The Answer

Gan Ying Cheng!!! I cant believe you actually got it!!!

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Riddle You This

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful
dinner together.


How can this be?
Post your guesses by tagging or leaving a comment! Do so now!

新闻

什么是新闻？

恐怖事件地震台风股票大跌雅典奥运中东局势中台关系核子武器总统选举飞机失事沙斯肆虐宗教冲突LP风波

都算是新闻。

人闹自杀树倒压中汽车马路淹水邻居吵架多多乐透开彩节目收视率手贴车耐力比赛新加坡大热买吉蒂猫风潮

都算是新闻？

新闻来来去去，还不是那几则消息

整天报道他国的天灾人祸，有人在伊拉克被绑架，邻国羞辱我们，各国的选举，某国成功试射导弹

好看咩？

不是我不关心时事，而是：

１）这类画面我看得太多了，麻木了
２）有些新闻更本毫无意义，只不过侮辱我的智商，看了浪费时间而已

One Night In Chalet

One Night In Chalet（On 3rd November 2004 with Ming wei, Kay Siong and Ying Cheng)

作词：王裕权
作曲：陈升　（北京一夜之曲）


One night in chalet 我留下许多情
不管你嫉不嫉妒都是历史的尘埃
One night in chalet 我留下许多情
不敢在午夜如厕怕遇到了“那些东西”

Meng说厕所里深处住着老妖精
缝着绣花鞋青面獠牙的妖精
依旧等待着如厕的猎物

One night in chalet 我留下了垃圾，
把清洁工人们忙得团团团团团转
One night in chalet，我们很迟才入睡，
三更半夜跑出来想找点东西来吃

人说chalet的FoodFare会二十四个小时营业
穿着邋遢的睡衣呼唤闸门外
眼中含着泪呜⋯..
我已等待了许久为何FoodFare不要开?
我已挨饿了许久为何FoodFare没有开？

One night in chalet 我玩MONOPOLY
边玩大富翁边看 "Charmed" 边吃马铃薯片
One night in chalet 玩“天才Go Go Go!"
我得了最高分而Kay Siong却最后一名

Meng说玩MONOPOLY 已经有点 sian
他想玩别的，比如Blackjack或Bridge
玩的最好是能让他赌钱

One night in chalet我留下许多情
不敢在午夜如厕怕触动了伤心的魂
One night in chalet我留下许多情
不敢在午夜如厕怕走到了地狱门

不想再问你你到底在何方
不想再思量你是否在enjoy
深怕你现在，正在无聊着，
深怕问了你，你会给我一拳

孝顺。孝顺？

什么叫做“孝顺”？

这定义早已经

模糊了。

把他们的快乐建立在你自己的痛苦上，

就叫着“孝顺”？

孝顺，是一种

责任。

无须发自内心。

发自内心的，叫做

爱。

可以不爱，但不可不孝顺。