一年。新年。

"525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?..."

就这样，有过了一年。说是一眨眼，有过了一年，一点儿也不夸张。因为，时间在不知不觉中悄悄地离去。

一点也不"Cliche"。因为，事实便是如此。

又有谁曾经坐在时钟前，分秒不离地盯着时钟看，看着一分一秒的流失呢？

作文内常用到的”光阴似箭，日月如梭”，用了那么久，我还是到了今天才领悟到它的意思。原来这句话的存在，是有道理的。It definitely holds some truth in it.

时间，真快。

五十二万五千又六百个分钟，就这样，被我们荒废／挥霍／遗弃／流失／珍惜／利用完了／掉了。

五十几万分钟，三百六十五天，说长不长，说短不短。我知道，这句话也很“Cliche”，but it is a fact!

说它长，但它总是像水中月亮的倒影似的，怎样也捉不住，怎样也都得流走。说它短，它，却又充满了酸，甜，苦，辣，喜，怒，哀，乐，爱，恨，情，愁。

你的２００４，是充满了喜悦的欢笑声，还是以泪水洗脸呢？是高唱着胜利的凯歌的王，或是被失败给征服了的寇？

无论如何，时间比包青天还公正公平。

新的一年，一切将归零。一切都可／得从头开始。

你的２００４若过得不满意，你在２００５将会重获新生。你的２００４年若过得好，请在２００５年再接再厉，继续维持现状。

每每到了１２月３１日，心情特别地低落，感觉莫名的伤感。“Nostalgic"　这个字最能形容我现在的心情了。

回忆起在２００４年的点点滴滴，大小事件，我仿佛有了一种“经一事，长一智”的感触。就好像我们在虚拟的天空里玩RPG一样，每回过了一个阶段后，或累积了足够的“经验”后，便可升级（“Level-up")。

现实世界里也大同小异。每过了一年，我们便会随着时光的告别而成长，随着旧的一年的离去而成熟，随着新的一年的来临而升级。

这个２００４年，你又从这年头中学到些什么？

在即将降临的２００５年，你，又想从中悟到些什么呢？

２００４年里，你有什么事情是让你感到遗憾的呢？

２００５年，你，又有哪些Resolutions呢？　

在写这篇文章是，外头正下着雨，噼里啪啦地打在屋檐上。仿佛是老天爷要在２００４的最后一天，以雨水来洗去咱们在过去一年的污渍狼藉，让我们能以最净化，最洁白的肉体心灵来迎接和面对新的一年。所谓“新年新气象”，万象更新，这场雨，宛如象征着雨过天晴，希望大家的２００５年，能够过得比２００４年来得更充实，更精彩，更满足，更健康！

就让我以最真诚的祝福来结束我这篇２００４年的最后一则entry：

Happy New Year!!!　万事如意，心想事成！

525600 Minutes -- Rent

COMPANY
525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear.
525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes - how do you measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of love.

SOLOIST 1
525,600 minutes! 525,000 journeys to plan.
525,600 minutes - how can you measure the life of a woman or man?

SOLOIST 2
In truths that she learned, or in times that he cried.
In bridges he burned, or the way that she died.

COMPANY
It’s time now to sing out, tho the story never ends let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends.
Remember the love! Remember the love!
Remember the love! Measure in love. Seasons of love! Seasons of love!

疑是烦恼落满地

刚刚又因为头发太长而被母亲念。

所以，我便上了理发院，将头发给剪短。

人家说，头发是“三千烦恼丝”。剪短了头发，我也并没有因此更加逍遥快活。

只是觉得很不服，就像我之前在一篇作品内提到，为什么就连最属于自己的东西我们也毫无权力来决定它的命运，去留？我们为什么连要设计出自己的发型也得经过别人的许可呢？

从自己身上长出来的东西，若连你自己也无法挽留它，那你究竟还有什么东西是真正属于你的呢？　

再来，不是说过吗，头发是“三千烦恼丝”。但为何我们经常见到人们因为工作压力太大而脱发呢？而且，压力越大，脱发越严重！为何不是压力越大，头发越茂密乌黑呢？我真的还想认识认识这位将头发称作“三千烦恼丝”的人，并向他了解为何会作出如此的称号。

相反地，无忧无虑的年轻人们，或“明成一族”，“莲花一派”，还经常染发，Rebond，挑染，对头发“毛手毛脚”的，却丝毫不见他们有任何脱发的迹象。

头发，与烦恼，还真的是“剪不断，理还乱”！

我想，如果头发真的是“三千烦恼丝”的话，那么一定会有很多人想出家当和尚尼姑。

哎，人啊，人！又有烦恼，又无自主权，生不如死！

饭桌上

沉默。

冷。

窗外正滴滴答答下着绵绵细雨，风瑟瑟地吹过，年尾的外头十分冷峭。

屋内的饭厅也一样。

从来都没有这么沉默，这么安静过，场面这么冷，这么僵过。

除了偶尔筷子碰撞碗碟的铿锵声之外，整个饭厅是异常地安静。不是宁静般的安静，而是僵化了般的安静。每个人仿佛都在压抑着什么似的，饭桌上的气氛十分地冷，十分地僵。整个场面僵到冷到压抑到好像随时都会因为承受不了这被冷到僵到压抑到的压力而暴开。

除了重感冒的弟弟时而的打喷嚏与咳嗽声之外，每个人都不吭一声。大家都宛如心情很沉重似的，低下头，眼睛的视线从不与同在饭桌上吃饭的人相会交错。大家仿佛周边无人般的，静静地独自一个人吃着自各儿的饭，行动从不有任何要和其他人作任何交流的意图与念头。

突然，母亲很用力地将筷子摔在桌上。太过“专心”的在吃饭的大家，就被这样一个小小的举动给吓到了。

压抑了许久的气氛终于暴开来了。

她的眼睛很快地往我这儿扫，用那严厉冷酷的目光注视着我。

“钱包为什么会不见？为什么这么粗心？”

Lucky

Singapore is real lucky.

What makes me say that?

Think about it: Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia are all affected by the recent earthquake that hits Asia. Only Singapore was spared.

There's not even a slightest hint of an earthquake going on in Singapore. Our buildings, skyscrapers and other forms of infrastructure still remain tall, strong and erected.

Maybe Christ decides to punish these people in those countries for not believing in him? I mean, Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia are, by and large, made up of Buddhists and Muslims respectively. In terms of propotion according to the population, Singapore has more Christians than the other neighbouring countries.

I am not encouraging Christianity, cause I am a Taoist myself.

Hmm... for you to ponder. ;)

P.S. Woah, my 4th post in a day!

Which Singapore district suits you best?

YOU ARE A NORTH DISTRICT RESIDENT!
Very close to Malaysia. hmm. Very outgoing yet
interested in affairs not pertaining to you.


Which Singapore District SUITS YOU best?
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Very accurate. Geographically speaking, this is accurate because I live in Yishun. Also, I can be rather nosey in other people's business. ;)

Which school are you from?

YOU ARE AN Anglo-Chinese School (Independent) BOY!
You are a sweet-natured person, though constantly
seeking attention and affirmation from your
peers. You are not very hard working...


Which Singapore School are YOU FROM?
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Somewhat accurate. I am from Chinese High. But, I had always feel that I am an atypical TCHS boy. And I ain't that hardworking too... ;)

Un-Merry X'Mas

No, I do not have any prejudice against this particular Christan event. Don't get yourself misleaded by my title.

依旧地，平安夜当晚，我到了乌节路售买各式各样的配件，首饰。正如我预料的一样，那儿人山人海，喧嚣热闹。人行道，购物商场，地下走道，地铁站。。。处处都挤得水泄不通。像我这样非法地在人行道上贩卖东西的人也在这一晚突然激增，而且大多都在买所谓的“Snow Spray"。

I seriously don't understand what's the point of such spray. I mean, what comes out of that metal can of the size about a small can of Baygon is actually foam, and not actual snow. (If you were thinking of actual snow, dream on!) And, what's so fun of having foam on your body? Haven't they experience foam on their body before when they are bathing? Unless they are from some native tribes in China, Thailand or some other rural areas where they bathe only once or twice a year, but hell no! Those that buy such sprays are from Singapore! A developed nation where water and soap are easily accessible and affordable!!

For the sake of some who still may be baffled and still have no clue what am I talking about, my advice to you: Go out more often. What I am talking about is a Baygon-size can that sprays out foam when you push that "button". It is supposedly to be artificial snow to suit this festive season.

Worse still, these people like to spray such foam, not on their own body, but on others, be it someone they know or a stranger, they just spray at anyone within their sight. It gets pretty much irritating and annoying after a while when you get "targetted" like 3 or 4 times just by walking down along Orchard Road.

Some may argue that this is just for fun! But hell no! Please be considerate and sensitive towards the feelings of others. One man's meat is another man's poison. You may love such spray, but other might not appreciate it.

One even said "Merry Christmas" to me after spraying those alkaline foam on me. I seriously DO NOT appreciate you spraying foam on your body as a Chrisitmas gift. I would appreciate it more if you could give a an iPod Mini as present.

And, from the knowledge that we had accquired from our textbooks, I believe that such "invention" is environmentally-unfriendly. These sprays are of one-use only. Once you had finished spraying the contents, you dump them away. Those people whp buy these sprays DO NOT even bother to chuck the empty cans in a dustbin, they simply throw them on the floor, expecting the cleaners or sweepers to remove them away for them!!!

Besides creating more garbage, this kind of spray also emits various chemcials into the air evertime you spray it. I expect chloroflurocarbon (CFC) to ooze out of that hole on the can everytime you decide to "victimize" somebody. Well, these are just based on my knowledge and guesses, but common sense also tells you that such 3-for-$10 items won't be THAT envrionmentally-friendly. I mean, if the manaufacturer decides to be green, each spray would probably cost $10 instead of 3 or 4 of such for $10.

When I got back, I gave the craze of such sprays a thought and finally figured out why these environmentally-unfriendly inventions are selling like hot cakes.

We are only like a few hundred kilometres from the Equator, but thousands of miles away from the Artic circle.

We lack snow. We are a tropical country. No snow, no winter.

Hence, artificial snow is here to save the day!! Woo~hoo!!

Does Christmas necessary have to be associated with snow? Why must Christmas be "white"? I mean, if Christmas can only be celebrated if there is snow, then what happens to devoted Christians in Australia and South Africa? For those whose general knowledge sucks, Australia and South Africa are in the Southern Hemisphere where there isn't snow in December, but only "available" in sometime around June and July.

I have not read the Bible before, but i presume that Jesus Christ was not born in Siberia or Greenland. If I am not mistaken, his birthplace was Jerusalem? Correct me if I am wrong, but anyway, his birthplace is not any temperate countries where there is snow.

I presume that those who buy such sprays are desperate to experience snow, but still, if you want to get that experience, go to "Snow City" or Genting Highlands. Don't endanger our health or the environment!

Juvenile retards......(expected lah, I mean, those who buy such things are either uneducated or those who kept failing their studies.... so yah... no discrimination here!)

Merry Christmas (Part 3)

ONLY 1 DAY LEFT TO X'MAS!!!

Merry Christmas (Part 2)

2DAYS to X'mas.

Nett Profit (4)

Last night's night profit: $12.

Current earnings: $59.50

Sold another wristband and keychain to Bao He and Kay Siong respectively.

To Jason Liu 给刘思亮的一则entry

就这样，他，走了。

他要走了的这则消息，我或许是最后一个知道的人。

来不及参加为他而办的欢送会，更没有准备任何礼物来送给他。

就将我这则entry dedicate给他吧！

老实说，与他同班的那两年，我并不喜欢他。以小孩子似的话来讲：I dont really "friend" him.

即使我曾经sit next to him，我们也并没有成为要好的朋友。Simply put, I dont friend him, he doesnt really friend me too. Period.

很讽刺地，今年我们分班后，关系变得比较没有那么僵，那么冷漠。从我们当初的“Don't friend each other"，到现在的我的这则entry，真是好笑。坐在我傍边时，没那么友好，反而坐在离我２个班的距离时，我们相处得还好一点。也不知该说是命运爱作弄人，还是我们思想成熟了。。我想，Absence makes the heart grow fonder　这句话does hold some truth。

有句很cheesy又corny的话：人总在失去后才来懂得去珍惜。我想，当初第一位说出这句话的人，真是了不起。因为无论何时何处，无论在哪种scenario，这句话都不会也不曾被否定过。代代相传，还能永垂不朽。坐在我隔壁时，我不曾珍惜过他的存在，直到现在他已离我半个地球的距离，我才意识到他的不存在。

也不知为何，他要移民到加拿大的消息一传到我耳边，我有一种莫名的失落感。感觉，就宛如去年笑天离开了我们一样，有点惋惜，有点遗憾。还来不及整理笑天离去我们的失落感，现在有得再体会，面对多一次这份同样的感觉，就像“一波未平，一波又起”一样。

刚才与凯恒在MSN通话，得知他的班机是在早晨的８点种。遗憾地，我８点１５分才起床，并没有到机场去送他。我想，正当我在打出这篇dedication时，他应该是在太平洋上空的飞机内，享受着in-flight entertainment吧！

有人会说，也常说：科技发达，要保持联络并非难事。的确，要保持联络易如反掌。一封e-mail，一则MSN instant message，我们便能聊得天花乱坠。但是，这些虚拟先进的玩意儿，并不能填补我们现实生活中的失落感。感觉身边，周边仿佛少了什么似的的感觉，不是任何Hotmail或MSN可除掉的。

好了，朋友，我什么也没有送，就让我将这则entry与我最真诚的祝福递给你：

Bon Voyage. All the best to you!

Merry Christmas (Part One)

3 Days to X'mas.

Nett Profit (3)

Last night's nett profit: $30!!!!! Woo~hoo!

Sold lotsa items last night, including 2 illuminated sunglasses. And, only Wilson and I were selling, hence each of us get more commission than previous nights cause the money was split into two portions only. :P

Resting tonight. Wednesday to Friday I will go down again.

Nett Profit (2)

Yesterday's nett profit was $5.50 :'(

but nevertheless, I will work harder. Sold a dog tag today to Samuel :)

宣怡，泰金，望亮

看了《台湾妙妙妙》，又学到了另一个可测出你在未来的３个月内是否会遇到小人。

请各位从下列的３项挑选出１项。

１。宣怡

２。泰金

３。望亮


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选择：

１。　宣怡：小心小人，避免破财！！

２。　泰金：平平安安，无忧无虑。

３。　望亮：逢凶化吉，柳暗花明。

以上就提供给大家做参考咯！

Nett Profit

Nett Profit last night: $12

First Day of work + "Questions for me"

Okay, here's a quick one (well, not so quick, perhaps).

I sold only one item. Bao Chen sold 3. Wilson (from NCC, Bao chen's friend) sold one as well.

What are we selling?

We have got three items to promote, namely illuminated sunglasses, dog-tags and wrist bands

Our company has the exclusive rights in Singapore to sell these items. You can't find them elsewhere. (Serious, this is no advertising tactic). I know other stalls also sell those illuminated thinggies like Christmas caps and some kind of hand-held "lollipop"-like toy. These are USELESS. after this festive season, they will be so out-of-fashion. You can't really keep it for long.

However, what we are selling is FASHION. Something that can be worn even after this festive season. And I tell you, the illuminated sunglasses has attracted many's attention because of its dazzling light around the frame of the glasses. It's so cool! I didnt say that, many other who have walked past me said that. But yeah, many still haven't expressed interest in buying cause the "mood" isnt here yet. But it means that they will buy some time in the near future!!

Currently, we havent sold much. So, if you guys would like to see us in action, or to support us, or to take a sneak peak at such latest fashion, come on down today to Orchard between 6 to 11 PM.

Remember, if you buy these items from us, you will be one of the first in Singapore to create a stir in the fashion industry!!

P.S. I probably wouldnt be updating much due to my work. Hence, in the mean time, I would like to appeal to all of you to come down to Orchard to support me! Yay! Hahahaha.....

Also, as mentioned on my doodle-board, if you guys have any questions or inquries about me, myself and my personal life, feel free to leave them at my doodle-board or leave a comment to this post. I will soon be updating an entry about "The 50 Questions You Wanna Ask Terence". Hehe..

Eggs

Finally! We had eggs!

No, this is not the english translation of my previous Chinese work.

Neither is this entry going to be about the supply of chicken eggs in Singapore. I am not that slow or lag to "update" you guys on that the supply of chicken eggs in Singapore has returned to normal.

I am talking about THIS egg:


It's an egg of a zebrafish.

Some might have already figured out what am I talking about. For the sake of those who don't, I am currently involved in an experiment, trying to find out whether traditional Chinese herbs have any stimulatory effects of zebrafish embryos.

Sounds cool, eh? I simply LOVE this project, because this experiement is not something obscure like other experiments involving DNA and genes and whatever molecules that baffle people with those god-knows-what-they-mean definitions and key terms. Ours is simple -- common Chinese herbs that many would have known about and zebrafishes. Never mind if you havent seen them before, here's a picture of it:


You just have to know that it's a type of fish that shares similar genome with us. Plus, it has similar optical, blood and kidney systems to that of humans (Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/1034366.stm )

All right, back to the topic of "we finally had eggs!"

For nearly 2 whole months, we were unable to get the fishes to spawn. The frustration of failing to get those beasts to breed had made us very disappointed, especially when we are totally out of schedule by like weeks and the report is supposed to be submitted soon for the Singapore Science and Engineering Fair (SSEF). We lost hope. Totally.

But on Tuesday, we saw light.

You can easily guess the reactions and emotions on our faces when we were surprised by the 359 eggs laid by one tank of fishes. We prepared 4 tanks, but only one tank had sex I presume. Ok, that's crude, but whatever.

Oh, we need a minimum of 360 eggs for one set of experiment to be done. So, techinically, we were one short. But who cares?

Now just hope that for the remaining two weeks or so, we can complete as many rounds of experiemnts as possible.

Wish us luck.

黑心烂奖２００４

看过了《红星大奖》，我心血来潮，也想来颁一颁奖给艺人们。

１。最烂女主角－－向云（代表作品：《喜临门１》）
这角色实在太烂了，无法让她好好发挥，整天在那儿吵吵闹闹，演技似乎没进步，反而还得“糟蹋”自己，真是得不偿失。

２。最烂男主角－－谢韶光（代表作品：《喜临门１》）
Ditto

３。最烂主持人－－所有入围《最佳主持人》的艺人们&曹启泰
新加坡没什么“好”主持人可言的，全都只不过在那儿胡闹！可悲啊！而曹启泰废话连篇，好像一直都在抢陶子的话，有点过火了，画蛇添足。若他讲的有内涵还好一点，可惜讲的１０句有９句半是废话，胡言乱语一番。

４。最烂电视剧－－《喜临门１》
终日吵吵闹闹，烦都烦死了！一点内涵都没有。

５。最烂新闻播报员－－如果陈毓芸在新传媒播报新闻的话，这奖肯定颁给她

６。最不受欢迎女艺人－－郭妃丽
论样貌，演技，歌唱，口才，内涵修养，样样都不讨好，惹人讨厌，却年年莫名其妙地获奖，老天还真是没眼。Skarly就这样给她莫名其妙地拿下“超级红星奖”，哎哟！CHOY!!!　

７。最不受欢迎男艺人－－李国蝗
华语烂这回事就不谈，他主持功力欠佳，常常语无伦次，而且“酸”参赛者的“酸功”有待加强。他的烂“酸功”也常惹人讨厌，让人误以为他很傲慢。看人家吴宗宪酸人家多有墨水，多有内涵，酸人也是一门艺术啊！要多多向宪哥学习！

８。最烂服装奖－－所有男艺人&陶晶莹
所有男艺人的服装千篇一律，似乎是出自同位服装设计师的作品。西装笔挺纵然典雅，但却缺乏任何感官上的刺激。没有新鲜感，闷！而陶子那套西装根本就不适合她，穿了感觉怪怪的。。。

９。最烂发型奖－－董素华
哎哟！几Auntie一下！头发卷成像Maggi Mee！！

１０。最烂致谢词－－欧萱
中英掺杂得最严重！

以上言论纯属娱乐，请各位不要见怪！

品冠，昭明，国泰

昨天刚看了中天亚洲台的《台湾妙妙妙》，从中学到了可用来预测你未来３个月是否有血光之灾的占卜方法。各位，请注意咯！

请从下列的三组选项里选出其中一项。

１）品冠

２）昭明

３）国泰

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选择：

１）品冠：注意车关，小心血光

２）昭明：心平气和，无忧无虑

３）国泰：有惊无险，有暗贵人相助

以上供各位做参考咯！

Featherweight

I just stood on the bathroom scale that I bought recently from Ikea. To my horror and disbelief, I tipped the scale at 57 kg.

WOW.

Before the December holidays, I weigh only 53 kg. Within only 5 weeks, I had put on 4 kilos.

My jaws dropped at the thought of this.

I used to put myself on various weight-gaining plans during the school holidays but to no avail. Hence, I was pretty satisfied with the results achieved.

However, I must admit that i have rather mixed feelings about my weight-gain. On one hand, I am delighted that I officially gained some weight and am not as skinny as before. On the other hand, it simply means that I have more mass and bulk that will hinder my progress of reaching that bar with my chin. That's right, pull-ups.

But luckily, I do not look fat. I gained weight, not a belly, which is good. I will kill myself if I ever look fat. Or rather, I think I'll never look fat. I've been having supper nearly every night, and yet I still enjoy a perfect figure. Oops, I sound like some spokeperson for TummiTrim. Anyways, those supper and 5 meals a day REALLY work, that is, if you want to gain weight like me. Back to the point where I never look fat. It must be my genes. Don't get jealous or worked up!

I'm now in a dilemma about my weight. Should I continue my weight-gaining plan, or should I stop eating supper from now onwards?

Never mind, let me finish my hor fun first.

华语Cool

相当可悲以及讽刺的。

都说了，是要鼓励华人们多讲华语，多用华语来沟通。但是，标语内竟然出现了一个英文字！

若连有关部门也“中英杂烩”，那我想，人们所讲的华语也不会“纯”到哪里去。

究竟是“讲华语运动”，还是“讲Singlish运动”？

兄弟

不，别被我的title给误导。这则网记要与大家分享的，并不是由元彬主演的韩国电影〈兄弟〉。

最近，在一次很偶然的机缘巧合下，我来到了一位名为王弈权的网记。

我们的中文名字只相差一个字，而且名字的汉语拼音也只相差一个韵母。（王裕权：Wang２ Yu４ Quan２，王弈权：Wang２ Yi４ Quan２)

有趣且值得一提的是：我们俩都是华中子弟，华文程度又好（嘿嘿！我还真厚脸皮，大言不惭！）。

这样的巧合，也让我亿起我在中一时，也曾有过类似的经验。当时我的华文老师就问我是否有个哥哥也就读于华中，因为有个学生的名字跟我的名字相似。后来，在我校所出版的《华岗文学》里，其中一篇佳作是由一位名为王学权的学生所执笔的作品。当时，我心想：老师那时侯所指的“哥哥”，应该就是他吧！

是巧合，还是缘分？我不晓得。还是，我们的父母亲各都有一段不可告人的过去？：p

我选择相信这是缘分。

好了，总结我的经历，狮城的父母们，若要子女们中文程度好，首先你必须姓“王”，而且，他们的中文名字连名带姓需有３个字，而最后一个字必须是“权”字。若你不姓“王”，我也无能为力咯！　

能吃是福（《民以食为天》改版）

阿嬷常说：
“能吃是福”
果真如此吗？

我们，

吃菜怕吃到农药，
吃鱼怕水银中毒，
吃鸡怕得禽流感，
吃牛怕得疯牛症，
吃猪肉怕胆固醇，
吃饭怕身材走样，
吃煎炸怕太油腻，
吃。。。怕。。。

吃什么，怕什么
深怕病从口入

能吃，究竟是福，还是祸？　


P.S.　究竟哪个版本是看官们较喜欢的呢？请留言。　：）

民以食为天

民以食为天，
人活着，就是为了吃，
吃，就是为了生存。
有的吃，就不会死。

但，

吃菜怕吃到农药，
吃鱼怕水银中毒，
吃鸡怕得禽流感，
吃牛怕得疯牛症，
吃猪肉怕胆固醇，
吃饭怕身材走样，
吃煎炸怕太油腻，
吃。。。怕。。。

我们连吃都怕这怕那，甚至还厌食，
深怕吃错东西就没命。

人，真矛盾，
吃，也会死，
不吃，也会死。

福建话

讲福建话，
不文雅？
没修养？
谁说的？哪会呢？

只因讲福建话的人说话时很大声？
还是因为“懒趴”，“击掰”和“甘尼那”？

讲英文，
就文雅？
就有修养？
谁说的？哪会呢？

难道讲英文者说话时不会大声咩？
F*ck you, As*h*le, cu*t, p*ssy, b*stard, sl*t ...
英文粗话似乎比较多，
而且“Dick”这洋名竟然是指男性的生殖器官！

至少我们不会为孩子取个名字叫“懒趴”。　

及时快报：第４１届金马奖（２００４）

影帝：刘德华
影后：杨贵媚
最佳剧情片：可可西里

Answers to "BRAINIEST BLOG VIEWER" quiz

［人物］[People]
1. Who of the following is bisexual?
D: Alexander the Great

2. Which country offered Albert Einstein precidency in the year 1954?
C: Israel


［文化］[Culture]

3. 周杰伦的最新专辑名为《七里香》。请问“七里香”在台湾也只哪种食物？
B:　鸡屁股


４。我国美食咖喱鱼头是由谁发明的？Who created the famous local dish fish head curry?
B: Indians　印族


［地理］[Geography]

5. Which country is also known as "Land of a thousand smiles"?
B: Thailand

6. Which of these heights is the closet to the height of Bukit Timah Hill in Singapore?
B: 163m

［历史］[History]

7. 前苏联于哪年瓦解？
D:　１９９１

8. 中国于１８９４年和哪国签订了“马关条约”？
A: 日本


［时事］[Current Affairs]

9. How old was Huang Na when she was murdered? 黄娜逝世时几岁？
C: 8 years old
D: 9 years old
(There's an error in this question. Different sources have different answers to this question, ranging from 8 years to 10 years old. Hence, both of the above answers are considered correct.)

10. Who won Miss Universe 2004?
A: Miss Australia

［语文］[Language]

11. Where would you find a figurehead?
B: On the front of ships


12. 成语“程门立雪”的意思与下列哪一项类似？
A: 尊师重道


［科学］[Science]

13. How many times does a snail mate in its lifetime?
A: Only once


14. The "carat" is the measurement of which aspect of diamond?
B: Weight
(For this question, initially my answer key had an error too. My initial answer was "Purity", but then i realised that "carat" is a measurement of WEIGHT for DIAMONDS, but PURITY for GOLD. )

2 - 4th December

Ok, finally found the winner of my recent quiz. Well i didnt want to update lest i push that quiz all the way down the page. so, anyways, congrats to nicholas wong for becoming the first ever "Brainiest Blog Viewer"!! hehe, he's only a sec 1 kid loh, so the other participants, its time to reflect. :-)

ok, a quick update on my life. on thursday, i went with my sec 1s to Orchid Country Club for a bowling competiton organised by TCHS NPCC unit. well, we obtained a pretty good score, i got 113 for the first game, but an awfully-bad score of 68 for the second. my cadet, jonathan, obtained 109 and 167 for the first and second game respectively. he's good at this, isnt it?

so, our team average score is 90. quite good i figured. we may be able to get into the next round, one more step closer to my vouchers .. hehe. $_$

on friday, which is yesterday, went KBOX with kay siong and ying cheng. i added two more "lame" badges to my current "collection" of two. heh. and i added more postcards to my current colleciton as well. in case you ddint know, my current hobby is to collect postcards. free ones that is. my collection now has at least 30 postcards... hmm. way to go man!

so today, went to NJC for an air rifle course. i did pretty well for the "practice", scoring 9, 9 and 10, but not so well for the actual "test", in which i obtained a total of 39 / 50. lost to aaron loh, he got 45 / 50. darn. but i felt that it was easy lah. almost all of us passed the course, except eugeen tan, my sec 1 loh. the rest obtained at least 23/50, he got only 13/50. btw, we need only 15 / 50 to pass. -_-" lame, i know, ask SJAB NHQ loh.

then after the course, a gang of 8 of us went bowling at Kovan. I topped the first game, with a score of 91, narrowly beating jie xun's score of 86 by 5 pinfalls. but, on the second game, dark horse wei qin emerged from nowhere to clinch the top spot with the score of 86? or was it 82? while i dropped to the second place with 65 pinfalls.

then afterwards we dined at Yoshinoya for lunch before heading back. Well, i didnt have high expectations for Yoshinoya, but Yoshinoya met my expectations anyways. The food is average, so-so. i'll give it, maybe, a 6 out of 10? but i am rather impressed with the service of the staff there. they were polite and lifted your spirits by greeting and welcoming you cheerfully in japanese. food ordered was served quickly as well. for that, i'll rate their service 9.5 / 10. 0.5 marks are deducted so that they will be motivated to continue to strive harder to earn that perfect 10.

ok, thats all folks. byee.

Singapore Idol crowned!

23 year old national serviceman Taufik Batisah was crowned the very first Singapore Idol in history about 25 minutes ago.

All my 30+ calls made for Sly gone down the drain. :'(

百科智慧王

收看了中天亚洲台的《无敌游戏王》，我也忍不住想在我的网记这儿搞一个类似的游戏。

YOUR BROWSER NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO VIEW CHINESE CHARACTERS BEFORE YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME!

规则说明：下列有７个组别，每个组别里各有２道问题。你只须从其中６个组别里各选出一道问题来作答。首位通通将６道分别从６个组别选出来的题目答对者，将成为第一届的　“百科智慧王”。若想参加此游戏，请将你的选项与答案post在我的 "comments" section. 谢谢！

RULE: There are a total of 7 catergories. From 6 of these 7 catergories, select ONLY one question from each of these 6 catergories to answer. The FIRST person to answer ALL the 6 questions correctly will be crowned the "BRAINIEST BLOG VIEWER". Please tell me your answer by leaving a comment. Thanks!

［人物］[People]

1. Who of the following is bisexual?
A: Albert Einstein
B: Oscar Wilde
C: Cleopatra
D: Alexander the Great

2. Which country offered Albert Einstein precidency in the year 1954?
A: Italy
B: Argentina
C: Israel
D: Switzerland

［文化］[Culture]

3. 周杰伦的最新专辑名为《七里香》。请问“七里香”在台湾也只哪种食物？
A:　臭豆腐
B:　鸡屁股
C:　槟榔
D:　芒果冰

４。我国美食咖喱鱼头是由谁发明的？Who created the famous local dish fish head curry?
A: Malays 巫族
B: Indians　印族
C: Chinese　华族
D: Peranakans　土生华人（娘惹）

［地理］[Geography]

5. Which country is also known as "Land of a thousand smiles"?
A: Japan
B: Thailand
C: Myanmar
D: Nepal

6. Which of these heights is the closet to the height of Bukit Timah Hill in Singapore?
A: 161m
B: 163m
C: 165m
D: 167m

［历史］[History]

7. 前苏联于哪年瓦解？
A: １９８８
B: １９８９
C: １９９０
D:　１９９１

8. 中国于１８９４年和哪国签订了“马关条约”？
A: 日本
B: 荷兰
C: 英国
D: 法国

［时事］[Current Affairs]

9. How old was Huang Na when she was murdered? 黄娜逝世时几岁？
A; 6 years old
B: 7 years old
C: 8 years old
D: 9 years old

10. Who won Miss Universe 2004?
A: Miss Australia
B: Miss United States of America
C: Miss Puerto Rico
D: Miss Venezuela

［语文］[Language]

11. Where would you find a figurehead?
A: On a tombstone
B: On the front of ships
C: On the tail of an aeroplane
D: On a flag

12. 成语“程门立雪”的意思与下列哪一项类似？
A: 尊师重道
B: 自强不息
C: 雪中送炭
D: 雪上加霜

［科学］[Science]

13. How many times does a snail mate in its lifetime?
A: Only once
B: Up to two times
C: Up to 3 times
D: No definite answer

14. The "carat" is the measurement of which aspect of diamond?
A: Hardness
B: Weight
C: Clarity
D: Purity